weird/funny rules you have in your house.

post up all the weird and funny rules u havto abide by in your household mangs!

my father enforces most of our rules lol.and since he has OCD some of them are quite odd..
heres some of mine:
washing must be hung out as soon as it comes out of the machine.
coffee machine ALWAYS comes before juicer.
almost all doors can never be left open.
fridge can not be kept open for more than 30 seconds, in the case of eating grapes while keeping the fridge door open results in 1 day ban from playstation.....
light never go on in the daytime.
dad is the only one who closes/opens windows.
in summer air con must never go below 16 degrees celsius, in winter heater must never go above 20 degrees celsius.if in the case of the cleaner changes the air con settings to above or below these temperatures more than 3 weeks in a row, cleaner is asked to leave...
same rules apply with moving the toaster.
 

Brian Boston

I got myself banned.
I dont have weird rules... i don't really have any rules

-Don't mess with the heat or air conditioning settings.
-If your sleeping out, call and let momma know
-Throw out your trash
-Don't lock me out of the house, or let anyone else lock me out of the house, because im gonna wake all of you up no matter what hour it is
 

Evan.

Member
Leaving nasty ass pieces of carbonized toast bits or other food follicles in my butter will cause me to gouge your eyes out.
 

seankane

Member
no hick wrestling
no rollbacks
girls blow guys finger
you break it you fix it
fox news is never to be on the tv. never.
 

Kyper

Member
Don't shit on the floors.
If you pass out with your shoes on you're free game.

That's about it at my house.
 
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