This might take a while.
Woke up, went to do yardwork for these old people, then went to my friend's birthday party. All we did was ride and play ping pong and ate pizza, so it was rad. And his mom's a hella milf.
Then I played Skate for a bit, then went over to my other friend's house. His dad just divorced his mom and he had a motorcycle which he left at the house, so we decided we were gonna start it. We charged the battery and tried to start it probably 3 times (gotta let it charge for ~2 hours) until it finally started idling, but then my friend turned the choke off and it died. While waiting again for the bike to charge, we went into his backyard to jump on his tramp, but the sprinklers were on. So we found a gnar palm tree with a branch hanging down, and I wanted to break it so I could climb it, but it wouldn't break. This lead to swinging on it, and it's right next to his pool fence so I swung from a little wall thing, over the fence, and dropped down on the other side. We tried to start the bike again, it didn't work. We went inside and watched Death Proof, then started watching Scarred/porn. After watching porn for a while we told my friend to go jerk it in the kid's sister's room, who's way hot. So he did, and jizzed on the floor.
Oh yeah, we went to Sonic too. I know the cookie dough blasts are gone, but I asked anyway, and when they said they don't have them I yelled "AH SHIT" like tourettes guy, it was gnar. After that we did a sweet burnout on the way out of the drive through (see:not) and cheered to all the people. Then we took a turn at 30mph straight into the big lane (an extra wide lane) and proceeded to swerve all over it. We tried to start the bike again, but right when we turned the choke off it died, so we'll charge it and try again tomorrow.
While watching porn/Scarred, I was eating Cap'n Crunch, one kid was eating a tub of ice cream, another was eating a Snack Pack, and the last was eating lasagna. And when I was stripping the motorcycle to make it look cool I was searching for a small ratchet and I couldn't find it, and later we found it in the freezer and tried to break it.
Cliffs: Saw some milfs, drove cool in my car, yelled like tourettes guy, tried to work a motorcycle, swung over a fence on a tree, had my friend jerk it in this girl's room.