well, there was a tail about a person that got something unique in the post before, let me tell you the tail about the person that never spoke again.
1999, sep 11th
it was a warm sunny day deep in the hill valley of u.s.a, all the birds were sining, the lions were jumping around like never before, and mr nubble or course woke up just gone 11 am. his right time for having his daily amount of coffee.
he put the kettle on, and went to watch a little of g.m.t.v
and just before he turned it up, to here the interesting tale on the boy who never went into a toilet, he heard the post man. at the moment it had just turned 11:30 am, hmmmm thats strange, normally the post comes at 3 am, hmmm might be something special. oh goody!
wow, a big box. i wonder what could be in it?
so slowly i walked over to it, not knowing what it could be, so i walked over to it. but then! suddenly it started to rumble. but i wasn't alarmed that much, as it could of been my stomach churning as i had no breakfast yet to start the day.
i pulled out my trust pocket knife, and started to slit the box were the tape was open..... it must of been me, because just as i opened the box, im sure i could here something saying... "nooo! dont open it! nooo".
but i thought meh, and opened it slowly.
to be continued.......