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silksimon

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simon:American economist. He won a 1978 Nobel Prize for his research into the decision-making process within economic organizations- i'm definitly not related to this fuck tard

heres some more i gots a popular name.

the abbreviated form of Simeon. (1.) One of the twelve apostles, called the
Canaanite (Matt. 10:4; Mark 3:18). This word "Canaanite" does not mean a native
of Canaan, but is derived from the Syriac word Kanean or Kaneniah, which was the
name of a Jewish sect. The Revised Version has "Cananaean;" marg., "or Zealot"
He is also called "Zelotes" (Luke 6:15; Acts 1:13; R.V., "the Zealot"), because
previous to his call to the apostleship he had been a member of the fanatical
sect of the Zealots. There is no record regarding him.

(2.) The father of Judas
Iscariot (John 6:71; 13:2, 26).

(3.) One of the brothers of our Lord (Matt.
13:55; Mark 6:3).

(4.) A Pharisee in whose house "a woman of the city which was
a sinner" anointed our Lord's feet with ointment (Luke 7:36-38).

(5.) A leper of
Bethany, in whose house Mary anointed our Lord's head with ointment "as he sat
at meat" (Matt. 26:6-13; Mark 14:3-9).

(6.) A Jew of Cyrene, in North Africa,
then a province of Libya. A hundred thousand Jews from Palestine had been
settled in this province by Ptolemy Soter (B.C. 323-285), where by this time
they had greatly increased in number. They had a synagogue in Jerusalem for
such of their number as went thither to the annual feasts. Simon was seized by
the soldiers as the procession wended its way to the place of crucifixion as he
was passing by, and the heavy cross which Christ from failing strength could no
longer bear was laid on his shoulders. Perhaps they seized him because he
showed sympathy with Jesus. He was the "father of Alexander and Rufus" (Matt.
27:32). Possibly this Simon may have been one of the "men of Cyrene" who
preached the word to the Greeks (Acts 11:20).

(7.) A sorcerer of great repute
for his magical arts among the Samaritans (Acts 8:9-11). He afterwards became a
professed convert to the faith under the preaching of Philip the deacon and
evangelist (12, 13). His profession was, however, soon found to be hollow. His
conduct called forth from Peter a stern rebuke (8:18-23). From this moment he
disappears from the Church's history. The term "Simony," as denoting the
purchase for money of spiritual offices, is derived from him.

(8.) A Christian
at Joppa, a tanner by trade, with whom Peter on one occasion lodged (Acts
9:43).

(9.) Simon Peter (Matt. 4:18). See PETER.

or a zip code. :D
 

eirepro

Steel Member
farmboy uk said:
how the fuck do you make crystal, don't you find it/ mine it or whatever


You Technically Don't Make it, you mould and Shape it into ornaments
and Other Fancy Crap. Its very Big in Irish Culture.
 
Dustin Nooner said:
farmboy uk said:
Pa-Chote-Ah is what i thought

Edit: why the hell did i make this post. Like anyone cares how a say Pachota lol

Hahaha I thought it was Puh-Cha-Ta lmao.
Lol basically all you need to care about is that ch is pronounced like h in polish and then you can pronounce it any way you want.
 
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