chipped five of my teeth and cut my lips open scootering(today)
dislocated my shoulder trucking a guy in football
when i was 5 or 6 i tried to jump off a tree branch and frontflip like a power ranger (because i wanted to get away from the pincher bugs on the tree, and show off to my cousin at the same time who just did a regular jump) and landed head first on the cement circle around the tree, remember waking up in the bathroom with my aunt holding me in the mirror with blood covering my hair and forehead, and wet toilet paper covered in blood with her trying to wipe it off, then i blacked out again and remember waking up in hospital bed with my mom next to me and the doctor coming up and asking if i wanted pudding.lol
other than that nothing