Where do you work?

Kyper

Member
Corey Winard said:
Tommy Napolitan said:
Corey Winard said:
i remove dead bodies from crime scenes, highways, house calls, and hospitals and bring them to their specified funeral home. i have to deal with the families and once in a while i will work a funeral... paid $50 a body, and get to see some of the craziest shit around, more than anyone on here has probably seen. its dope. i winnnn

ever seen the top of someones scull flapped down infront of there face and there brains turned into stew? i have except minus someone and add a deer


got a guy who got run over by an 18 wheeler...popped his head like a zit, ripped his spleen out full, and fucked up his leg pretty good. it was awesome lol, i winked at a cop helping us and he almost threw up lmaoo i made him hold a tarp so the news crews and bystanders couldnt see...ha
Aw man. All I ever get to see is motorcycle wrecks...damn, I'm weak...

I'd post a picture but I'm afraid people will throw up.
 

Matt Dibble

M3MB3R
Staff member
Tommy Napolitan said:
dibbs is a bagger bitch


lol, i'm a cashier. i'll parcel (bag) for someone if there is no one in my line... or do sliders in the little cart thing. Depends who is there and what they might say haha.
 

Jocelyn

Member
i worked at a coffee shop but "due to the failing economy" i got "encouraged to seek employment elsewhere."

my free caffeine fix hath been taken away :[
 
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