whoever can say the most random thing wins!

dre

Member
but coedie does so far.. wtf hahahahahaha



I wrote this once in english class while listening to a song by the specials and writing about random shit I saw around...

The water is green and it smells like ghettoized commuters like regent park document start and stop your messing around think of your future and don't stop looking back on 678 wheels or you will try to get rudy in jail again with a message of hope for dog and whatever he feels like saying to her in the hallway of the endless dreams of the cats eyes looking through the screen door late at night when all is still except for the mouse in the house who just ate the dog and kids and is now playing the trumpet to a gold plated cd of miles davis and friends at the jazz festival in Michigan ohio state in the year of 1968 of the month of 2089 and all is well for the boy who lived with the little old lady in the giant shoe because james and his giant peach came and fought until the very end which was a bad idea for the monkey who stole the wrench from the tool box on 43rd street late at night. And the guitars were playing soundly to sleep and the pages of the book turning one by one like a death sentence in the wind and the pie smell made the cat hungry and the raccoons angry so they came and stole the pie, but the mouse got to them before the cat did and ate them all except for the pie and then the cat ate the pie and chit chatted with the mouse in the house in the morning in the summer of '69 for hours on end until bob Marley came and brought peace to the land with the help of ted nugent who drove his car into the white house and it's just all up to you in the end, because the bouncers go crazy when they are in the night club for the first time in twenty seconds because they get bored out of their pants because they don't get to want to dance and it's still up to you because it's up to you what you really want to do and you have to move on the double and the tree told the tadpoles that the power was low in the raft of the canoe paddle which was stuck in the inn of twenty thousand fire chiefs and then the shoe said to the old lady that it didn't like her anymore so they said their goodbyes and nobody really cared because the mouse in the house was dead, and the plastic bag was used to cover the desk with tape so that you couldn't spend anymore money watching the girls go by at midnight by the docks because the sled did not have any other purpose then watching the snowmen go down the hill at the speed of sound because the chair had no idea that the marker was cheating on his eraser and then we all found out that the poster came from the homeless shelter beneath the bridge like the chilli peppers but then the moody blues decided to party with bob selleck and bob saget came by to chill with trey anastasio from the grateful dead and it was all a really sweet party until the mouse in the house came back, and you are no good because you are nobody, but that doesn't give you a good enough reason to pout about it but in the end it's all just up to you, because it all comes down to the excuses that you use and the worst excuse in the world doesn't make it alright even if you are the most clever lampshade in the entire universe and the church of the living lantern wielders was stuck in time because all in all, it comes down to this: it's up to you.
 

Jordan Jasa

Silver Member
mattcarbotti943 said:
tomo areboto mr. roboto. domo!
(do i win?)
dude, its "domo ari gato, mr. roboto.

and Dre, i struggled through that monstrosity of a paragraph but i finished it, you win. thread is over, lock.
 

tylerwhetstone

Steel Member
I like when picture frames eat google images in ATM machines full of burger king's dollar menu which holds over 5,000 teletubies.



Comprehending bag pipes into crepes, to become of age to tumbersault in peace while chopping cinderellas butt into four thenths of an iceberg.



I'm going to get my skin painted while ripping windows in to dimes with a chicken spoon made of horse crap on a stick with a baluga whale ontop
 
lol use all suk use have to free yur minds and let all the words come out for its self lol for an example???????????

wat do u think will happen if both of yur hands are behind yur bak and they completly just fall off and part of yur instinct to move yur arms makes the chill through yur arm turn to blister?
 
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