Yo mamma jokes.

[Mickey G.]

Post yours.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

 

[Jacob2195]

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor

I'll post mor tomorrow

 

[Kieran Mayhew]

Yo muma so stupid she went to DFS and sat on the floor.
Yo muma so stupid she went to KFC and ordered a turkey.
Yo muma so stupid she tried to find chuck norris.
Yo muma so stupid she went to Soviet Russia in an attempt to catch AID's.

 

[Rob.]

Yo momma so dumb she ordered from Kota scooters

 

[Jacobo]

Yo momma so dumb she ordered from Kota scooters

imma sig that

 

[Jamie Gantz]

Yo mama she filled up the bathtub then turned on the water.

 

[humpurple kushiones]

yo momma jokes are pretty stupid.

 

[SuicidalScooters]

Yo momma so old she sat beside Jesus in the 3rd Grade.

 

[.Gerrit]

Yo mama so fat, its not even funny.
Yo mama so fat, she dont even fit in this joke.
Yo mama so kinky, even matt mckeen cant look smooth on her.
Yo mama so hairy, when you came out, you had rugburn.

and....

You mama so stupid, she died.

 

[Caleb Hill]

not bad

 

[mason buckley]

yo mama so fat, when god said "let there be light" he asked her to move