You know you're a scooter rider if

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Corey

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you know youre a scooter rider if you walk into a park you've never been to with everyone insulting you quietly OR out loud...and you leave with 10 people trying to be your best friend and suck your dick.
 
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Corey

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Corey Winard said:
you know youre a scooter rider if you walk into a park you've never been to with everyone insulting you quietly OR out loud...and you leave with 10 people trying to be your best friend and suck your dick.
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yeh dude, seriously...couldnt be more right.
 
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tomborsari

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Corey Winard said:
you know youre a scooter rider if you walk into a park you've never been to with everyone insulting you quietly OR out loud...and you leave with 10 people trying to be your best friend and suck your dick.
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oh my god yes
lol its gay but so funny


you know your a scooter rider when your scooter is worth more than you are
lol
i told that to a kid when he touched conor davidsons scoot
i was like HOW DARE YOU THATS WORTH MORE THAN YOU ARE
and it really wasnt tht funny.... but i loved it
lol
 
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Joe Manson

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Alex Steezeman said:
You know you're a scooter rider when always have to feel how hot your brake is after a hill.
About having 5's in your pockets, I literally always have an allen wrench set in my pocket. I wake up and put it in my pocket, even if I'm not gonna ride at all during the day. It's a helpful tool.
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I always do that haha :p
 
Aaron

Aaron

Silver Member
Corey Winard said:
Corey Winard said:
you know youre a scooter rider if you walk into a park you've never been to with everyone insulting you quietly OR out loud...and you leave with 10 people trying to be your best friend and suck your dick.
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yeh dude, seriously...couldnt be more right.
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You know you're a scooter rider when you quote your own reason why, and then agree with yourself.
 
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Joe Manson

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Corey Winard said:
you know youre a scooter rider if you walk into a park you've never been to with everyone insulting you quietly OR out loud...and you leave with 10 people trying to be your best friend and suck your dick.
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OMG, like the story of my life
 
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Pete Pachota

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devon garcia said:
Alex Steezeman said:
You know you're a scooter rider when always have to feel how hot your brake is after a hill.

About having 5's in your pockets, I literally always have an allen wrench set in my pocket. I wake up and put it in my pocket, even if I'm not gonna ride at all during the day. It's a helpful tool.
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omg me to i always have allen wrenchs in my poket.
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I had a really great allen wrench sitting always in my pocket even though I hardly ever ride but I had to get rid of it at the airport to get through the gate. It's crazy.

You know you're a scooter rider if you always try to backflip in computer games, no matter what you're playing (car racing, first person shooter, flight simulator, QWOP, whatever).
 
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jake606

Bronze member
you know your a scooter rider if you post a video of your setup on youtube


i have 5's stashed at my local park
 
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AnthonyPellino

Anthony Pellino
Connor L said:
you know if you're a scooter rider when you are different than everyone else and you don't care what they think
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Yea, but it's not because I scooter, it's because I listen to techno and when something is funny, I half the time dont laugh and yell ROFL, or LOL, or LAWL, or ROFLCOPTER, or LMAOPLANES, or when something amazing or crazy happens I yell ZOMGBBQPIZZA. and instead of telling ppl to shut up. i point and yell SILENCE.
but, 95% of the people in my school dont care. Only the kids who never talk and want to touch themselves hourly look at me like I have problems.

You know your a scooter rider when you doodle in class drawing random stick figures doing tricks on ramps all over your folders. and people look at you like you are retarded
 
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Erwin

Member
when you drive or walk places without your scooter and picture yourself riding every spot you see. atleast i do it.
 
Madis

Madis

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Staff member
Alex Steezeman said:
About having 5's in your pockets, I literally always have an allen wrench set in my pocket. I wake up and put it in my pocket, even if I'm not gonna ride at all during the day. It's a helpful tool.
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I once had them taken away from me by the airport security.
 
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Steve Moore

Steel Member
Madis said:
Alex Steezeman said:
About having 5's in your pockets, I literally always have an allen wrench set in my pocket. I wake up and put it in my pocket, even if I'm not gonna ride at all during the day. It's a helpful tool.
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I once had them taken away from me by the airport security.
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hhh that sucks.. but you're Madis you probably had spares lol
 
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