You know you're a scooter rider if

[RiccardoM]

If you cry when it rains.

 

[Kieran Mayhew]

If your poo is white.

 

[Cookie]

you start enjoying gay pron

 

[robtom123]

If your poo is white.

my poo is purple am i not rider of scooter now?

 

[TheObserver]

you know your a scooter rider if your walking through some random place, see a sweet spot and rant about it for 3-4 minutes until you realize your friends dgaf

 

[Grant Schofield]

you known your a scooter rider when you use sr just as you would facebook

 

[Gaston]

You know your a scooter rider if you always have a 5mm Allen in your pocket

 

[issac p]

You know your a scooter rider if you always have a 5mm Allen in your pocket

YES.
and you know you ride bmx when you carry a 6mm

 

[blackscootdawg]

how about a y tool with 4mm, 5mm and six mm?

 

[Bennett_J]

You enjoy other men's penises in your rectal cavities.

 

[Robert]

You know your a scooter rider, when you're 25, and still a virgin, you sit at home replying to threads that aren't doing anything towards your life, and will probably lead to another 20000 mile argument, with some little 12 year old scooter kid from the other side of the world.

this one made me think haha

 

[Ian P]

you know your a scooter rider if you always draw scooters at school.

 

[Trace]

when u have a scooter

 

[JustinCordova]

im sure its been said a million times, but you deff know youre a scooter rider when you have at least 2 allen wrenches 3/16 or 5mm on you at all times..hahah

-Nooner

 

[Victor C.]

you know your a scooter rider if your walking through some random place, see a sweet spot and rant about it for 3-4 minutes until you realize your friends dgaf

you do not even understand how much i do this...

 

[TheObserver]

Haha I KNEW someone would agree. Like I'll do it in the car too

 

[benjiiscool]

You know your a scooter rider if you always have a 5mm Allen in your pocket

its in my wallet

 

[Ronnie Bergan]

you know your a scooter rider if your walking through some random place, see a sweet spot and rant about it for 3-4 minutes until you realize your friends dgaf

i do this all the time..

 

[TomGeorge]

You know you're a scooter rider if:
The phrase 'i like whips' does not make you laugh anymore
Every L shaped object, including allen keys, is used to whip, flip, tuck and grind
You see an object spin and you try work out whether it was 360, 540, 720
The phrase 'I just 3'd a 4 set - so stoked!' makes perfect sense
When you bail, no matter how hard, you immediately check your bars aren't scratched
And I guess this shows I'm an ex-skater, but I can tre flip the tv remote and my iPod and have it land perfectly with my hand on top.

 

[TheObserver]

When you find an old xmas scooter ornament with bars that dont turn...
so you do a front scooterflip with your hands