You know you're a scooter rider if

[tunney]

you fracture you elbow by casing on a gap and landing into a rail.

 

[Hep Greg]

You know you're a scooter rider if you hear "eat with your fork" and instantly think "..WTF?"

 

[qwxor]

you know you're a real scooter rider if you post less than me.

 

[team_punishment]

you fracture you elbow by casing on a gap and landing into a rail.

you know your a scooter rider when you can heal that elbow extremely fast like john

 

[Jdbug_rob]

you know your a REAL scooter rider when you have a spare old yak and a metal core lying around in your garage.

mee too, but fuck knows where my metal cores got too?

 

[tunney]

Elbow is feeling better today should be back within two weeks.

 

[lloyd]

you know youre a scooter rider when you cant sleep at night cuz youre thinking about new desings to make better parts and spend all your money and time in starting a scooter company...

you know youre a scooter rider when youd rather be at this crazy spot with your friends than talking with the hot chick next door...

you know youre a scooter rider when you can make 3 complete scooters with the parts that are lying around in your basement...

 

[Hep Greg]

You know you're a scooter rider when you can unhook a razor belt faster than you can unhook a bra strap.

 

[Jon Reyes]

haha

 

[VillageFox]

You know you're a scooter rider when name your scooter.

You know you're a scooter rider when you bathe with the scooter.

You know you're a scooter rider when you ride a scooter even if you get sh*t for it.

You know you're a scooter rider when you think of doing a 540 while making love.(sorry if thats alittle on the gross side)

 

[Tylerr.]

you know youre a scooter rider when you cant sleep at night cuz youre thinking about new desings to make better parts and spend all your money and time in starting a scooter company...

you know youre a scooter rider when youd rather be at this crazy spot with your friends than talking with the hot chick next door...

you know youre a scooter rider when you can make 3 complete scooters with the parts that are lying around in your basement...

yeaup

hahaha
YES

 

[perryHark1]

if you spend over 400 on diffrent colored parts
<333333333

 

[fashow69]

Fakie Scooter Fakie. DUH.


You know you're a scooter rider when you constantly make jokes about girls riding your 18 inch bars.

you know you're a scooter rider if you constantly end sentences with "..So, ya."

i did this before i even started riding scooters...

 

[mbillick1993]

You know your a scooter rider when you walk around places like school and do tricks with your invisible scooter and call them out.

so great lmao

 

[Jdbug_rob]

you know youre a scooter rider when you cant sleep at night cuz youre thinking about new desings to make better parts and spend all your money and time in starting a scooter company...

you know youre a scooter rider when youd rather be at this crazy spot with your friends than talking with the hot chick next door...

you know youre a scooter rider when you can make 3 complete scooters with the parts that are lying around in your basement...

haha i literaly stayed up till half 4 coming up with this 2 peice bar design, then scraped it all.
damn it, now i wanna make the 2 peice bars again :S lol

 

[redline582]

you know you are a scooter rider when you own a scooter and you ride it!

 

[redline582]

Word. Never break, and you can do anything on them.

mmmm i once did a double bri-flip triple whip bunny hop on my invisible scooter
lol

edit: oops dub post...soz

 

[jarowe47]

you know you're a scooter rider if...
-you carry allen keys in your wallet instead of condoms
-you try to tail whip everything with wheels
- you show up to every event sweaty cus you rode there

 

[Andy Rhode]

you know you're a scooter rider if...
-you carry allen keys in your wallet instead of condoms
-you try to tail whip everything with wheels
- you show up to every event sweaty cus you rode there

hahah sooo true

 

[Steez]

mann. these are funny