You need a new scooter when...

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AX3D

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You need a new scooter when...

- Pete Pachota (sp?) calls your scooter "Sketchey"
- Tyler Boner steps on it and it snaps in half
- Martain Kimbel looks at it and it snaps into quaters
- Jesse Macluso thinks about it and it snaps into eighths
- It crys when you bunnyhop
- All that is present around it somehow and it someway breaks.
- You attempt to put YAKs on it but there appears to be a invisible force feild around the scooter preventing you from placing such a expensive item on a crappy, cheap scooter
- You leave it outside your house and no one steals it, instead repeling people.

Those are just some stupid things off the top of my head, come up with your own could be pretty funny ;)
 
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farmboy uk

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Derek_Lowndes said:
You need a new scooter when...

- Pete Pachota (sp?) calls your scooter "Sketchey"
- Tyler Boner steps on it and it snaps in half
- Martain Kimbel looks at it and it snaps into quaters
- Jesse Macluso thinks about it and it snaps into eighths
- It crys when you bunnyhop
- All that is present around it somehow and it someway breaks.
- You attempt to put YAKs on it but there appears to be a invisible force feild around the scooter preventing you from placing such a expensive item on a crappy, cheap scooter
- You leave it outside your house and no one steals it, instead repeling people.

Those are just some stupid things off the top of my head, come up with your own could be pretty funny ;)
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only one thing worse than someone stealing your scoot, thats when they return it later because its so crap
 
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ojfross

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you no u need a new scooter when someone steals it and fixes it for u and gives it bak

haha i hace done that before
 
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Jake Carlyon

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EDIT: Change of heart, im going to unlock it. I figure if i locked every thread i thought was stupid 75% of threads would be locked.
 
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AX3D

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CoreyField * said:
lock boy, lock boy.
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If I get banned for the following im going to be mega pissed as hes been a absolute dick to everyone of the threads/posts for a long time now.. I dont like to flame people but this has pissed me off long enough its not breaking any of the rules so whatever;

Look mate just shut the fuck up. I dont know whats wrong with your head but stop being such a cock. Youve made fun of my threads/posts for a very, very long time. Just get on with your fucking life and stop being a hater you little cock. You should be banned youve pissed off a good amount of people on SR and made many stupid, annoying posts, some of you could argue that this thread is pointless but its meant to be entertaining, your posts however arent they are just consistantantly pissing me off and just genrally making SR that much less enjoyable.

Just give it a rest.
 
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