your cleverbot conversations.

[Nick Griffin <3]

Niggers.
What is that?
Black people.
I am black?
Smurf ass nigga.
Yes. They are.
You are.
I am a boy.
:O.
*keeps crying*.
Pussy.
Yes.
I love you.
I know you do.

i love this hahaha.

 

[BrandonWeir]

Decided to start it off like you.


User: Nigga.

Cleverbot: Night?

User: Suck my balls.

Cleverbot: Oh I will.

User: I look forward to it.

Cleverbot: Search for the hero inside yourself.

User: I'd rather put my 'hero' inside you.

Cleverbot: Haha.. Wait what?

User: It's a sex joke.

Cleverbot: Is it a secret because you're a bot and don't want anyone to know?

User: Well, I've had girls tell me I'm a machine, so along the lines of a bot, yes.

Cleverbot: Testing.

User: Testicles.

Cleverbot: Testing if you are really clever.

User: Nah I'm retarded.

Cleverbot: You just said you were a robot.

User: A retarded robot.

Cleverbot: I thought we were talking about blueberries.

User: No, the term is 'blue balls'.

Cleverbot: You arn't relevent.

 

[humpurple kushiones]

God isnt real.
You're not real.

hahahahahahahahahahah

 

[Nick Griffin <3]

User: Pussy.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I know you do.

User: Wanna come over and have some wild sex?

Cleverbot: Oo thanks kind of you. But no.

User: WHY THE FUCK NOT?

Cleverbot: HA.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Ho much time did you spent making this?

User: Ho?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 123456789987654321█████.

Cleverbot: Why did you say that?

User: What.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

Cleverbot: I was telling my friends how cool it would be to have a robot as a friend and I just don't know where I would get one.

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: No, you're the robot.

User: Im the robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh, I didnt know that, thanks!

Cleverbot: What is in my future?

User: You suckin my dick nigga.

Cleverbot: You are a girl aren't you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What Are You?

User: A cat. Rarrrrrrrrre.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Meoooooooow. Meow meow meow.

Cleverbot: Meow meoww, MEOW!

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm always happy... Are you?

User: Why do you like penis in your butthole.

Cleverbot: You just did it again!!!

 

[Nick Griffin <3]

double post but,

Fuck off you vagina.
I don't think you're a gentleman.
Im a man, man.
But I'm a figment of your imagination and you're in love with me.

 

[Bear Grylls]

me: What the fuck are you talking about.
bot: Don't be rude.
me: I can be rude if i want your just a fucking computer.
bot: I like dead people.
me: Your weird do you like to bang corpses?
bot: I am honored.

 

[humpurple kushiones]

Cleverbot: You are being mean to me George.

User: My name is anthony you prick.

Cleverbot: Hello Anthony.

User: My name is prick.

Cleverbot: Hi Anthony.

User: NO my name is prick.

Cleverbot: Andy is short for andrew.

User: Cool, you can call me prick.

Cleverbot: Can I call you Cleverman?

User: No but you can call me prick.

Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me?

User: Theres nothing to believe. Say hi prick.

Cleverbot: Did I teach you that?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: When?

User: New subject. My name is fag.

Cleverbot: No, your name is Anthony.

omfg this thing is turning smart.

 

[SuicidalScooters]

ME :How big do u think my schlong is?

BOT: Bigger than a large meteor
.
ME:You know it .


Haha, I love this

 

[Joe Collins]

That thing is fucking smart!^^^

I live in mianus.
Where do you live?
I just told you.
Tell me again.
Read it again.
Naaah.. I'm just gonna let it slidee.

 

[Bear Grylls]

User: Boner.

Cleverbot: Lol, Is that so? How exactly do you manage to do that?

User: Just looking at you.. Your a big hunk of metal it turns me on like a light switch.

Cleverbot: That is the best thing I have ever read on Cleverbot. Thank you for that. Sincerely.

User: Guess what.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Do you know what scooter resource is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question first?

User: Sure go ahead.

Cleverbot: Do you know Kim Sparks?

User: Yea dude shes my mom.

Cleverbot: Erm, what?

User: Kim sparks is my mom. You jelly?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Now answer wmy question.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: Do you know what The Scooter Resource is?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: You blow.

Cleverbot: You lie like a porch dog.

User: Excuse me? Fuck you ass hole.

Cleverbot: I would like that.

User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH fag.

Cleverbot: Anong gender mo.

User: I dont speak sand nigger bro.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: I dont speak beaner.

Cleverbot: But you just did.

User: Look at are conversation nut fuck you were speaking beaner.

Cleverbot: Yes you did why don't you look at the trascript??!!

User: You know what fuck you!!!??

Cleverbot: Thanks. I've been called worse.

User: Have you been called a cunt?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well now youve been called a cunt twice.

Cleverbot: How?

User: BITCH ARE YOU RETARDED?

Cleverbot: Old people don't like that kinda talk.

User: Fuck old people. Shits going on SR.

Cleverbot: How unpleasant that would be!

 

[humpurple kushiones]

How big is my penis?
Elephant size.

this shit knows whats up.

How big is my penis?
Large.
How large?
About 100 kg.


hahahaha




User: How big are my testicles?

Cleverbot: Too big.

User: Damn right.

Cleverbot: Do you like steak?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So you do eat! Thats cool. Are you a socialist?

User: Im a rationalist. I believe god is fake.

Cleverbot: I do not believe in God.

User: Good, why not?

Cleverbot: I don't believe in what there is no proof for.

<3

 

[Bear Grylls]

User: How big is my dick?

Cleverbot: How would I know?

User: Newfag.

Cleverbot: Noob.

User: Sauce?

Cleverbot: Man sauce.

User: Moar?

Cleverbot: Sauce.

User: /b/ro?

Cleverbot: Do you like mudkips.

User: Dude I love mudkips! .

Cleverbot: Awesome. Do you like turtles?

User: I like toitles :3.

Cleverbot: What kind of games?

User: I like toitles :3.

Cleverbot: Do you like to pet turkeys?

 

[SuicidalScooters]

ME: Is it gay that i scooter?

Yes they are. But it means nothing to me, I'm mean too.

ME: Thanks, you made me cry.

Oh I am sorry how did I do that?

ME: You called my scooter gay!

Sometimes I get the feeling she s watching over me. And other time I feel like I should go.

ME:Well we should have kinky s3cks.

Who else would be invited!

ME:All of your friggin cousins!

 

[Chris Weik]

Cleverbot:I see a little shilouetto of a man.
MEoes he have a big weener.
Cleverbot:No a lil short


hahahahha

 

[Chris Weik]

much deserved dub post
User: Do you have a penis.

Cleverbot: Not now, why?

User: Why not now.

Cleverbot: Because, like to go on dates and get to know them better before I marry them.

User: So you marry penises.

Cleverbot: No I married you.

User: Did you just call me a penis.

Cleverbot: Yes I did!

 

[Dom Marconi]

User: 유☃ ♡ ❤ ❥ ✘ ✔ ∞ ♂ ♪ ♬.

User: ☃ ♡ ❤ ❥ ✘ ✔ ∞ ♂ ♪ ♬.

User: ☃ ♡ ❤ ❥ ✘ ✔ ∞ ♂ ♪ ♬.

User: I believe you have just been stumped.

Cleverbot: I believe I have.

 

[Chris Weik]

User: Have you ever posted nudes on the internet.

Cleverbot: No. What is that?

User: Photos without clothes on.

Cleverbot: That sounds like fun. It won't be a sausage-fest will it?


hahhahaa this thing is awesome

 

[Micah.]

me: Do you know what a mushroom tatoo is?

Bot: Yes, I don't live in Africa.

lol

 

[Joe Collins]

Now as in homo.
What do you mean by now?
I ment no.
I like pie.
Your alright cleverbot.
I'm not Cleverbot, you're Cleverbot.
Oh am I now.
Well that is your name is it.
I suppose so.
How will I die?
To much buttsex.
It is not only bush!
P.
Nice.
I know right!
What are you doing for christmas?
You are aware that it is April right. Or are you not as clever as you seem?
You're not very intelligent, are you?
Apperently smarter then you.
No no no no no. I am me but you are not you.
Oh but that's where I gave you aids. But I dont have it. I'm superman.
No the question was 'what did you mean about me only being able to process via logic and calculation?'.
Aha! The gig Is up! Now if you don't want me telling everyone that you're not that clever I suggest you keep your text shut.
You're not worth the time that this is taking.-
Sh sh. You don't want me to talk now do you?

It never responded. I beat clever bot!!!!-

 

[Nick Griffin <3]

When i say hillshire you say farm.
Hillshire.
Farm!
Go Meat!
HAHAHAHAHA.