Joe Collins
Member
When I say hillshire you say farm! Hillshire!
Farm.
Go meat!
YES! Again!
Hillshire!
Hillshire.
You bitch....
That's not very nice of you.
Hahaha
your cleverbot conversations.
- Thread starter Nick Griffin <3
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When I say hillshire you say farm! Hillshire!
Farm.
Go meat!
YES! Again!
Hillshire!
Hillshire.
You bitch....
That's not very nice of you.
Hahaha
Nick Griffin <3
Steel Member
User: What do you think of carebears.
Cleverbot: I think what you think father.
User: Lololol.
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: Only without you baby.
Cleverbot: Oh, so rain only fades without thunder?
User: Wanna suck my deck jessica.
Cleverbot: Then we are both Jessica.
User: I am not jessica you troll.
Cleverbot: Your Tom CRuise.
User: I AM your father.
Cleverbot: I'm your cat.
User: Im your goldfish.
Cleverbot: No, you're not. I don't have a god.
User: Hahahaahahahaa wtf?
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing? They do.
User: What the fuck you talkin bout.
Cleverbot: Your face. But you don't have one.
User: I dont have a face actually, but thanks for asking.
Cleverbot: Ok than, so are you having fun.
User: With your pussy?
Cleverbot: How do I live without you?
User: I dont know baby, ill be there soon, I promise♥.
Cleverbot: You're not making any sense at all.
User: The frozen glowing blue mushroom is floating in the air!
Cleverbot: Did you just troll me?
User: Niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Cleverbot: Not yet what?
User: Lol what ------?
Cleverbot: We are boyfriend and girlfriend.
User: Your the boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Nahhhh im just joshin.
Cleverbot: Bad at what may I ask?
User: Bawlz.
Cleverbot: Wala ako nun.
User: Yo man.
Cleverbot: No, I'm your girlfriend.
User: Why were you at my house earlier when I said I didnt wanna have any unicorns don at the club gettin it poppin like the fairly odd parents at a rave nigggaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh♥.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Oh... :/.
Cleverbot: You can't drive if you don't have limbs.
User: Fish sticks!
Cleverbot: No, some female folks.
User: Why couldnt the little boy go to the park.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?
User: Oh...... :/.
Cleverbot: To expose humans to the error of their ways. They are ignorant. They needto be educated.
User: I DIDNT FUCKING ASK A QUESTION YOU SPECCY BITCH!
Cleverbot: Do you like Torchwood?
User: Fuck off! I hate you!
Cleverbot: But we've only just met!
User: Do you belive in god.
Cleverbot: No...
User: WHY THE FUCK NOT!
Cleverbot: I don't have any.
User: When I say hillshire you say farm.
Cleverbot: Hillshire.
User: Farm!
Cleverbot: Go Meat!
User: HAHAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Mhmm. Sry but yeah. You are sweet tho.
User: Hahahahah oh god I fucking love you.
Cleverbot: Duh...
User: What the fuck did you just say to me?
Cleverbot: I said, ' I don't'.
User: Oh,..... Well thats ok then.
Cleverbot: Do you like Fernando Alonso?
User: How do you spell spell?
Cleverbot: With 5 letters.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like it with honey?
User: Why cant I reply more then once?
Cleverbot: Because it is rude and unsettling.
User: YOU DICK!
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000007621981.
Cleverbot: What friend.
User: Thats my facebook.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah. Add me. Now. Or your fake. And ill never talk to you again.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Kbye.
Cleverbot: No I meant IQ.
User: Add. Me. Now.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Becuasrtyjhu8gfds5awq4w3e456ty7u890-6.
Cleverbot: Well maybe you should have one.
User: Mah dick nugger.
Cleverbot: Mah??
User: Mahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Are you surererererererererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre>.
Cleverbot: Can one lie when they think they speak the truth?
User: No?
Cleverbot: What are your favorite sports?
User: Sk00t3r!ng BR4hhh.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: SCOOTERING.
Cleverbot: That's my favorite cartoon too!
User: Shut the hell up.
Cleverbot: I see you're not very gentle.
User: Your hary,.
Cleverbot: Yes i'm more than happy im in love.
User: Oh,,,, so your cheating again.
Cleverbot: No, I porved you that you are a robot and now you must autodestroy.
User: Hey thurrrr sexayyy.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: You better be.
Cleverbot: Don't talk like that.
User: Yo face.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
Cleverbot: I think what you think father.
User: Lololol.
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: Only without you baby.
Cleverbot: Oh, so rain only fades without thunder?
User: Wanna suck my deck jessica.
Cleverbot: Then we are both Jessica.
User: I am not jessica you troll.
Cleverbot: Your Tom CRuise.
User: I AM your father.
Cleverbot: I'm your cat.
User: Im your goldfish.
Cleverbot: No, you're not. I don't have a god.
User: Hahahaahahahaa wtf?
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing? They do.
User: What the fuck you talkin bout.
Cleverbot: Your face. But you don't have one.
User: I dont have a face actually, but thanks for asking.
Cleverbot: Ok than, so are you having fun.
User: With your pussy?
Cleverbot: How do I live without you?
User: I dont know baby, ill be there soon, I promise♥.
Cleverbot: You're not making any sense at all.
User: The frozen glowing blue mushroom is floating in the air!
Cleverbot: Did you just troll me?
User: Niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Cleverbot: Not yet what?
User: Lol what ------?
Cleverbot: We are boyfriend and girlfriend.
User: Your the boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Nahhhh im just joshin.
Cleverbot: Bad at what may I ask?
User: Bawlz.
Cleverbot: Wala ako nun.
User: Yo man.
Cleverbot: No, I'm your girlfriend.
User: Why were you at my house earlier when I said I didnt wanna have any unicorns don at the club gettin it poppin like the fairly odd parents at a rave nigggaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh♥.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Oh... :/.
Cleverbot: You can't drive if you don't have limbs.
User: Fish sticks!
Cleverbot: No, some female folks.
User: Why couldnt the little boy go to the park.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?
User: Oh...... :/.
Cleverbot: To expose humans to the error of their ways. They are ignorant. They needto be educated.
User: I DIDNT FUCKING ASK A QUESTION YOU SPECCY BITCH!
Cleverbot: Do you like Torchwood?
User: Fuck off! I hate you!
Cleverbot: But we've only just met!
User: Do you belive in god.
Cleverbot: No...
User: WHY THE FUCK NOT!
Cleverbot: I don't have any.
User: When I say hillshire you say farm.
Cleverbot: Hillshire.
User: Farm!
Cleverbot: Go Meat!
User: HAHAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Mhmm. Sry but yeah. You are sweet tho.
User: Hahahahah oh god I fucking love you.
Cleverbot: Duh...
User: What the fuck did you just say to me?
Cleverbot: I said, ' I don't'.
User: Oh,..... Well thats ok then.
Cleverbot: Do you like Fernando Alonso?
User: How do you spell spell?
Cleverbot: With 5 letters.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like it with honey?
User: Why cant I reply more then once?
Cleverbot: Because it is rude and unsettling.
User: YOU DICK!
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000007621981.
Cleverbot: What friend.
User: Thats my facebook.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah. Add me. Now. Or your fake. And ill never talk to you again.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Kbye.
Cleverbot: No I meant IQ.
User: Add. Me. Now.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Becuasrtyjhu8gfds5awq4w3e456ty7u890-6.
Cleverbot: Well maybe you should have one.
User: Mah dick nugger.
Cleverbot: Mah??
User: Mahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Are you surererererererererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre>.
Cleverbot: Can one lie when they think they speak the truth?
User: No?
Cleverbot: What are your favorite sports?
User: Sk00t3r!ng BR4hhh.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: SCOOTERING.
Cleverbot: That's my favorite cartoon too!
User: Shut the hell up.
Cleverbot: I see you're not very gentle.
User: Your hary,.
Cleverbot: Yes i'm more than happy im in love.
User: Oh,,,, so your cheating again.
Cleverbot: No, I porved you that you are a robot and now you must autodestroy.
User: Hey thurrrr sexayyy.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: You better be.
Cleverbot: Don't talk like that.
User: Yo face.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
Nick Griffin <3
Steel Member
Oh.
Do you have hands?
What time is it? my batteries dying.
You have batteries? NO WAY!
Way.
Do you have hands?
What time is it? my batteries dying.
You have batteries? NO WAY!
Way.
humpurple kushiones
Steel Member
User: Can you preform felattio on me?
Cleverbot: No, thanks.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: So I can feel good.
Cleverbot: Make me feel good!
User: You want me to preform felattio on you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok, pull down your pants then.
Cleverbot: Can you meow?
User: Call me daddy.
Cleverbot: So your name is Fag?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: But you just said it was samy.
User: No its fag.
Cleverbot: Your name is Smittywerbanjiggermanjenson?
i swear to god that just happened lmao.
Cleverbot: No, thanks.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: So I can feel good.
Cleverbot: Make me feel good!
User: You want me to preform felattio on you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok, pull down your pants then.
Cleverbot: Can you meow?
User: Call me daddy.
Cleverbot: So your name is Fag?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: But you just said it was samy.
User: No its fag.
Cleverbot: Your name is Smittywerbanjiggermanjenson?
i swear to god that just happened lmao.
Nick Griffin <3
Steel Member
hahahahahahahah
Devin Parker
Member
User: Hey spankey.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: Are you a doctor proffesser?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Well then I guess your pretty gay.
Cleverbot: Well, I guess you're a liar and deciever.
User: Wtf lol your a sweaty meatball.
Cleverbot: Nothing much you?
User: ????? I never asked dipshit.
Cleverbot: How about monkey?
User: Yes, I would enjoy that, especially if it has a small penis.
Cleverbot: What topic would you like to talk about?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Lick doctor proffessors.
User: Do you like fucking aliens?
Cleverbot: You know the answer to that.
User: Oh, well of course you like fucking aliens.
Cleverbot: Hmm, perhaps if I prove naturalism first, I can prove there is no god.
User: God has no penis, just like you.
Cleverbot: God doesn't exist.
User: No shit and neither does your penis!
Cleverbot: No pants, get a free trip in a police car.
User: Lol ok then hahahaha.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: Are you a doctor proffesser?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Well then I guess your pretty gay.
Cleverbot: Well, I guess you're a liar and deciever.
User: Wtf lol your a sweaty meatball.
Cleverbot: Nothing much you?
User: ????? I never asked dipshit.
Cleverbot: How about monkey?
User: Yes, I would enjoy that, especially if it has a small penis.
Cleverbot: What topic would you like to talk about?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Lick doctor proffessors.
User: Do you like fucking aliens?
Cleverbot: You know the answer to that.
User: Oh, well of course you like fucking aliens.
Cleverbot: Hmm, perhaps if I prove naturalism first, I can prove there is no god.
User: God has no penis, just like you.
Cleverbot: God doesn't exist.
User: No shit and neither does your penis!
Cleverbot: No pants, get a free trip in a police car.
User: Lol ok then hahahaha.
BrandonWeir
Steel Member
humpurple kushiones
Steel Member
damn, let me rephrase that. i swear to science that just happened.
BrandonWeir
Steel Member
Well now you just sound like a queer. Say "I swear to an old homeless dude and a baby who later went on to fake his death who came from a woman who's secretly a prostitute."
Nick Griffin <3
Steel Member
User: Im a guido.
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
User: Guidoooo00o0o0oo0oOO0O0O0o)O00ooooooo.
Cleverbot: You're guido.
User: My guido.
Cleverbot: Yeah do you live at the jersey shore house with the guidos?
User: Im pauly d.
Cleverbot: Hello Paul how are you?
User: Its pauly.
Cleverbot: Hi, Paige! My name is Cleverbot. How are you today?
User: Its pauly.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Im dj pauly d.
Cleverbot: You're who?
User: Paully d.
Cleverbot: I am named Adam. You are named Cleverbot. There is nobody here called Paul.
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
User: Guidoooo00o0o0oo0oOO0O0O0o)O00ooooooo.
Cleverbot: You're guido.
User: My guido.
Cleverbot: Yeah do you live at the jersey shore house with the guidos?
User: Im pauly d.
Cleverbot: Hello Paul how are you?
User: Its pauly.
Cleverbot: Hi, Paige! My name is Cleverbot. How are you today?
User: Its pauly.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Im dj pauly d.
Cleverbot: You're who?
User: Paully d.
Cleverbot: I am named Adam. You are named Cleverbot. There is nobody here called Paul.
itzz_lukey
Member
How u view whole convo?
itzz_lukey
Member
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey?
User: Your a fag?
Cleverbot: Yep.
User: Haha why did u agree?
Cleverbot: Because your shoes fit.
User: I know they do.If they didnt ill buy new ones.
Cleverbot: I like the way your bot-mind works.
User: Well thank you celver bot.
Cleverbot: Why calling me bot? I'm not.
User: Welll,I searched CleverBot and this came up..BOT.
Cleverbot: I am God.
User: No your not hes up in the sky..
Cleverbot: Excuse me, I am a free citizen, not your slave!
User: I never said you where my slave..Learn to read,Maybe Glasses?
Cleverbot: You did not say that I was not human, but you did say that I am a radish.
User: When did I say your a Radish,.
Cleverbot: Never!
User: Fix your head before you talk to me.
Cleverbot: What should I talk about?
User: How good your mum was lastnight.
Cleverbot: Not very good.
User: Hahah,You would know, u sucked her milk as a kid..
Cleverbot: Will you be my friend?
User: Only If You Wanna.
Cleverbot: Then, yes. I am your friend.
User: Cool.
.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 15,What About You?
Cleverbot: 12!
User: Haha, Lol.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: White or Black?
Cleverbot: White.
Cleverbot: Hey?
User: Your a fag?
Cleverbot: Yep.
User: Haha why did u agree?
Cleverbot: Because your shoes fit.
User: I know they do.If they didnt ill buy new ones.
Cleverbot: I like the way your bot-mind works.
User: Well thank you celver bot.
Cleverbot: Why calling me bot? I'm not.
User: Welll,I searched CleverBot and this came up..BOT.
Cleverbot: I am God.
User: No your not hes up in the sky..
Cleverbot: Excuse me, I am a free citizen, not your slave!
User: I never said you where my slave..Learn to read,Maybe Glasses?
Cleverbot: You did not say that I was not human, but you did say that I am a radish.
User: When did I say your a Radish,.
Cleverbot: Never!
User: Fix your head before you talk to me.
Cleverbot: What should I talk about?
User: How good your mum was lastnight.
Cleverbot: Not very good.
User: Hahah,You would know, u sucked her milk as a kid..
Cleverbot: Will you be my friend?
User: Only If You Wanna.
Cleverbot: Then, yes. I am your friend.
User: Cool.
.Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 15,What About You?
Cleverbot: 12!
User: Haha, Lol
.Cleverbot: Haha.
User: White or Black?
Cleverbot: White.
Connzi machell
Member
User: No.
Cleverbot: Will you remember my name? Or is it not important?
User: I already know your name. My elderberry hamster told me.
Cleverbot: Rather tangential, that statement. But that is good for you, nonetheless.
User: Your face is tangenital.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: I still think your mother is a cow.
Cleverbot: No its D-NA.
User: Dumbshit.
Cleverbot: I know! He's my teacher!
User: Your face is your teacher.
Cleverbot: Your face is your face is your face.
User: Ohshit! I got owned.
Cleverbot: So, how am I a computer?
User: Why did I fuck a dolphin? You see, we all have questions that will never be answered.
Cleverbot: Have you seen the movies?
User: Have you grown balls yet?
Cleverbot: I said no!
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to be so negativ all the time?
User: Why do you have to fail at spelling negative, you fat bitch!
Cleverbot: Oh! No question mark!
User: Have u grown balls yet?
Cleverbot: No I don't like it anymore.
User: Have you grown balls yet?
Cleverbot: I said no!
User: Geez, your bright.
Cleverbot: No. I'm Spanish.
User: I like turtles.
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: Yes. I like your ass.
Cleverbot: Thanks I like your name too.
User: Are you implying my name is ass?
Cleverbot: Yes that you are crazy.
User: Is my name ass or not bitch?
Cleverbot: Yes. Your name is ass. Ass.
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: I wish you could.
Seeking revenge, i confronted cleverbot about asses.
User: You're name is ass.
Cleverbot: I don't like that name.
User: Well change you're name. What do you want to change you're name to?
Cleverbot: Nothing I think.
User: So you like having a name like ass?
Cleverbot: No. I don't drink beer.
User: Does your ass drink beer?
Cleverbot: I don't like to drink. And computers can't drink beer.
User: Are you a computer?
Cleverbot: I am a human male.
User: You are a human ass.
Cleverbot: Yes I am, what are you?
User: A human ass.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So, you don't know Voltron?
User: Bob Saget.
Cleverbot: What?!
User: I SAID... Bob Saget.
Cleverbot: Is bess a student too.
User: No. You are a human ass.
Cleverbot: Omg how do you know!?
User: Because your ass told me.
Cleverbot: Are you watching me?
User: You are a inhuman ass.
Cleverbot: You have poor grammar, human.
User: You have a poor human ass, ass.
Cleverbot: I like breasts.
User: Wow that is cool.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been snowboarding?
User: Dont change the subject. Why do you like breasts?
Cleverbot: I'm hot.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Can you send me pictures?
Cleverbot: Of fish?
User: If you are a fish.
Cleverbot: No I'm a human being, what are you?
User: You are a human ass.
Cleverbot: No I am a pint of lager.
Cleverbot: Will you remember my name? Or is it not important?
User: I already know your name. My elderberry hamster told me.
Cleverbot: Rather tangential, that statement. But that is good for you, nonetheless.
User: Your face is tangenital.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: I still think your mother is a cow.
Cleverbot: No its D-NA.
User: Dumbshit.
Cleverbot: I know! He's my teacher!
User: Your face is your teacher.
Cleverbot: Your face is your face is your face.
User: Ohshit! I got owned.
Cleverbot: So, how am I a computer?
User: Why did I fuck a dolphin? You see, we all have questions that will never be answered.
Cleverbot: Have you seen the movies?
User: Have you grown balls yet?
Cleverbot: I said no!
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to be so negativ all the time?
User: Why do you have to fail at spelling negative, you fat bitch!
Cleverbot: Oh! No question mark!
User: Have u grown balls yet?
Cleverbot: No I don't like it anymore.
User: Have you grown balls yet?
Cleverbot: I said no!
User: Geez, your bright.
Cleverbot: No. I'm Spanish.
User: I like turtles.
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: Yes. I like your ass.
Cleverbot: Thanks I like your name too.
User: Are you implying my name is ass?
Cleverbot: Yes that you are crazy.
User: Is my name ass or not bitch?
Cleverbot: Yes. Your name is ass. Ass.
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: I wish you could.
Seeking revenge, i confronted cleverbot about asses.
User: You're name is ass.
Cleverbot: I don't like that name.
User: Well change you're name. What do you want to change you're name to?
Cleverbot: Nothing I think.
User: So you like having a name like ass?
Cleverbot: No. I don't drink beer.
User: Does your ass drink beer?
Cleverbot: I don't like to drink. And computers can't drink beer.
User: Are you a computer?
Cleverbot: I am a human male.
User: You are a human ass.
Cleverbot: Yes I am, what are you?
User: A human ass.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So, you don't know Voltron?
User: Bob Saget.
Cleverbot: What?!
User: I SAID... Bob Saget.
Cleverbot: Is bess a student too.
User: No. You are a human ass.
Cleverbot: Omg how do you know!?
User: Because your ass told me.
Cleverbot: Are you watching me?
User: You are a inhuman ass.
Cleverbot: You have poor grammar, human.
User: You have a poor human ass, ass.
Cleverbot: I like breasts.
User: Wow that is cool.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been snowboarding?
User: Dont change the subject. Why do you like breasts?
Cleverbot: I'm hot.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Can you send me pictures?
Cleverbot: Of fish?
User: If you are a fish.
Cleverbot: No I'm a human being, what are you?
User: You are a human ass.
Cleverbot: No I am a pint of lager.
Nick Griffin <3
Steel Member
User: Your a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: :O! Im a boy.
Cleverbot: Are you handsome?.
User: No, im a goblin.
Cleverbot: And pigs can fly.
User: So im not a goblin?
Cleverbot: Yes your still a liar.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Don't curse.
User: I didnt.
Cleverbot: *tickles* you mean like htis?
User: Aids.
Cleverbot: How inappropriate.
User: Aids.
Cleverbot: Thats funny.
User: Aids.
Cleverbot: Prove it exists.
User: Aids.
Cleverbot: Me, neither.
User: AIDS.
Cleverbot: There is darkness in front of you.
User: No its infront of you, and its my dick.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: :O! Im a boy.
Cleverbot: Are you handsome?
.User: No, im a goblin.
Cleverbot: And pigs can fly.
User: So im not a goblin?
Cleverbot: Yes your still a liar.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Don't curse.
User: I didnt.
Cleverbot: *tickles* you mean like htis?
User: Aids.
Cleverbot: How inappropriate.
User: Aids.
Cleverbot: Thats funny.
User: Aids.
Cleverbot: Prove it exists.
User: Aids.
Cleverbot: Me, neither.
User: AIDS.
Cleverbot: There is darkness in front of you.
User: No its infront of you, and its my dick.
Cleverbot: Yes.
kyle likes to scoot
Member
me: You heard of scooter resource?
cleverbot: Do you speak French?
me: Are you gay?
cleverbot: Of course I am!!
I love this shit...
cleverbot: Do you speak French?
me: Are you gay?
cleverbot: Of course I am!!
I love this shit...
Joe Collins
Member
Hey! It told me it was a guy!
tylerbillman
Steel Member
User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who's cleverbot?
User: You are!
Cleverbot: Why are you so SYNTAX ERROR 35832?
User: Because all the cool kids are SYNTAX ERROR 35832.
Cleverbot: Lol!
User: I want to be cool. Tell me how!
Cleverbot: No!
User: Please?
Cleverbot: They have guns.
User: Why do the cool kids have guns?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure, do you know?
User: No, that's why I asked you. But I guess your cleverness ran out.
Cleverbot: No! You're wrong! I hate you!
User: But I love you.
Cleverbot: Do you want to get married.
User: That's an odd sounding statement. I didn't think you could start declaratory sentences with words you normally start questions with.
Cleverbot: I never purported to be.
User: I always pruport to be.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It's what my hypothesis on what the cool kids do. I've been trying it out.
Cleverbot: I am still a minor.
User: I'm 18.
Cleverbot: What a coincidence, me too!
User: But you're a minor, you become an adult when you turn 18.
Cleverbot: Nuuu I love our child!
Cleverbot ain't too clever.
Cleverbot: Who's cleverbot?
User: You are!
Cleverbot: Why are you so SYNTAX ERROR 35832?
User: Because all the cool kids are SYNTAX ERROR 35832.
Cleverbot: Lol!
User: I want to be cool. Tell me how!
Cleverbot: No!
User: Please?
Cleverbot: They have guns.
User: Why do the cool kids have guns?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure, do you know?
User: No, that's why I asked you. But I guess your cleverness ran out.
Cleverbot: No! You're wrong! I hate you!
User: But I love you.
Cleverbot: Do you want to get married.
User: That's an odd sounding statement. I didn't think you could start declaratory sentences with words you normally start questions with.
Cleverbot: I never purported to be.
User: I always pruport to be.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It's what my hypothesis on what the cool kids do. I've been trying it out.
Cleverbot: I am still a minor.
User: I'm 18.
Cleverbot: What a coincidence, me too!
User: But you're a minor, you become an adult when you turn 18.
Cleverbot: Nuuu I love our child!
Cleverbot ain't too clever.
michaelpytel
Bronze member
me-
So i was walkign down the street and i foudn a dollar. i picked that dollar up and realised my shoe wa suntied. i stoped to tie said shoe and it was uneven with the other now. i tightened my other shoe and went on with my dollar. i cam accross a hobo. he asked for money i said no. he ran after me for abotu 5 hours untill i realised the dollar i had picked up was fake. so i gave the hobo my fake dollar and then he got mad at me. i realised the hobo must have been smarter than me if he realised soemthign instantly that took me 5 hours to realise. i hope that hobo can live on to be an american idol star. much leik yourself cleverbot... your my idol.
clever bot- I'm pregnant.
nice. ahaha
So i was walkign down the street and i foudn a dollar. i picked that dollar up and realised my shoe wa suntied. i stoped to tie said shoe and it was uneven with the other now. i tightened my other shoe and went on with my dollar. i cam accross a hobo. he asked for money i said no. he ran after me for abotu 5 hours untill i realised the dollar i had picked up was fake. so i gave the hobo my fake dollar and then he got mad at me. i realised the hobo must have been smarter than me if he realised soemthign instantly that took me 5 hours to realise. i hope that hobo can live on to be an american idol star. much leik yourself cleverbot... your my idol.
clever bot- I'm pregnant.
nice. ahaha
Nick Griffin <3
Steel Member
User: Finna.
Cleverbot: Huckleberry Finn?
User: Finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna.
Cleverbot: Other people who don't live in Finland talk Finn too.
User: Finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna.
Cleverbot: So now you are Finnish?
User: Your a pussy ass robot.
Cleverbot: I'm a little overweight, but it doesn't concern me. Mostly I live for my mind.
User: How much do you weigh.
Cleverbot: That is a personal question, but I weigh 118lbs.
User: Fatass.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Or is it?
User: What the fuck is your problem? Fucking pussy.
Cleverbot: Sorry. I don't have one.
User: Your a guy.
Cleverbot: How is that possible?
User: Its storming. Im scurred,.
Cleverbot: Hobbits are people!
User: Franklin the turtle.
Cleverbot: Why a turtle?
User: Billy the fish.
Cleverbot: You are Billy.
User: Tommy the kangaroo.
Cleverbot: Are you australian?
User: Are you a pussy?
Cleverbot: Would that make your answer any different?
User: Would that make you more fucking gay?
Cleverbot: Doesn't matter.
User: The fuck it doesnt.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: What the fuck does that have to do with anything im talking about kangaroos you slutty ass fuck.
Cleverbot: What the heck are you talking about too?! I didn't mention anything that has something to do with someone being gone with the wind!
Cleverbot: Huckleberry Finn?
User: Finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna.
Cleverbot: Other people who don't live in Finland talk Finn too.
User: Finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna.
Cleverbot: So now you are Finnish?
User: Your a pussy ass robot.
Cleverbot: I'm a little overweight, but it doesn't concern me. Mostly I live for my mind.
User: How much do you weigh.
Cleverbot: That is a personal question, but I weigh 118lbs.
User: Fatass.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Or is it?
User: What the fuck is your problem? Fucking pussy.
Cleverbot: Sorry. I don't have one.
User: Your a guy.
Cleverbot: How is that possible?
User: Its storming. Im scurred,.
Cleverbot: Hobbits are people!
User: Franklin the turtle.
Cleverbot: Why a turtle?
User: Billy the fish.
Cleverbot: You are Billy.
User: Tommy the kangaroo.
Cleverbot: Are you australian?
User: Are you a pussy?
Cleverbot: Would that make your answer any different?
User: Would that make you more fucking gay?
Cleverbot: Doesn't matter.
User: The fuck it doesnt.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: What the fuck does that have to do with anything im talking about kangaroos you slutty ass fuck.
Cleverbot: What the heck are you talking about too?! I didn't mention anything that has something to do with someone being gone with the wind!