you know that your an aussie if:
you know who midnight oil is.
You know the meaning of the word girt.
You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.
You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin.
You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden.
You believe it is appropriate to put a rubber in your son's pencil case when he first attends school.
When you hear that an American "roots for his team" you wonder how often and with whom.
You pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".
You pronounce Penrith as "Pen-riff".
You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin.
You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels' song Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again.
You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction