Anti-Jokes

[Jossy]

what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
here come the elephants over the hill

 

[R-Dubya]

What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?

"We are both lawyers."

 

[Connzi machell]

Haha antijokes are the best, my cousin used to do them years ago before they got popular

 

[Connzi machell]

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. They are all served a cold, refreshing drink.

 

[R-Dubya]

A white man, a black man, and a mexican all walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

 

[humpurple kushiones]

a mexican messes up an order at mcdonalds.

 

[Connzi machell]

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them.
"Those are train tracks." The blonde noted.
They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

I was chewing gum when I read this one, and I nearly died from choking on the gum;

Why was the boy sad?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

 

[Zaηe]

I fucking love these jokes and this threads.
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Why couldn't the little girl brush her hair?

Because she had leukemia.
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There was this black kid right, he died.
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There was this Italian kid right, he made a pizza.

 

[.Gerrit]

Person 1: Two middle-aged women, both who are siblings of my parents, walked into a bar.
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: I'm making an auntie-joke.

 

[.Gerrit]

bamp.

 

[Buttered Bread]

whatd timmy get for christmas? cancer.
Why did little suzy fall off the swing? she had no arms.
whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust
Whats worse than half a worm in your apple? getting raped.
My Fave; How do u make a plumber cry? kill his family

 

[R-Dubya]

How do you get a clown off a rope swing? Hit him with an axe.

 

[.Gerrit]

Why did Amy fall over? She had no legs.
Why did Amy not get up? She had no arms?
Why did she die? She fell in a puddle, and no one was around to hear her cough and splutter.

 

[Devin Parker]

what do you call a jewish person with cancer? whatever the hell his name is!

 

[Rob.]

why was the baby crying?
it was on fire.

A naked rabbi walks into a bar.
he's arrested for indecent exposure and sent to jail.

 

[Tom Cirbee]

What did Sally get for christmas?

A severe beating from her alcoholic parents.

 

[Rob.]

AHAHAHAH damnit

 

[iSEESOUNDS]

a mexican and a black guy are in a car, whos driving?
the black guy, the mexican just moved to the USA and cant drive

 

[ConnorD]

Why did the plane crash into the building?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

 

[DJ Lee]

why cant the blonde girl drive?

she was under age