Awkward Situations Thread.
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Nick Morland
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Haha i was pissing in these woods but i was facing towards a road on the outside and people were walking down the street. I just hear 'I CAN SEE YOUR PISS' from the sidewalk and i was like fuck and couldn't piss for like 25 minutes haha.Paul Fletcher. said:
razorrider48
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it wsa star testing and its all quite as fuck in the class
and my bitch teacher puts me in the back of the class ALL ALONE
and then when its like quietest i fucken farted loud as fuck haha
and it sucked cause i couldnt even blame anybody ahah
and 4 years later people still bring that shit up haha
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it wsa star testing and its all quite as fuck in the class
and my bitch teacher puts me in the back of the class ALL ALONE
and then when its like quietest i fucken farted loud as fuck haha
and it sucked cause i couldnt even blame anybody ahah
and 4 years later people still bring that shit up haha
Today:
woke up, went to work (job #1), got soaked in the rain, shoes drenched.
went home, dried them in the dryer for like 45 minutes, then wore them to work (job #2).
I realize at job #2 that they are still wet, and now since they got hot smelled reallllly bad. lol. I'm like that's gay. So I sprayed some axe on them. Then on my break i wanted to give my feet a break from being wet, so i took my shoes off in the small breakroom, and it didnt take long for the aura of my shoes to fill the room quite strongly.
Shortly after, the head manager of the store walks in, sees me with my shoes off and obviously smelling it, then just says "Hi Matt, How are you?" and I just sort of laughed and said "Sorry..." hahaha.
It was really awkward for a few seconds, then i explained to him the 2 jobs wet shoes scenario, and he laughed about it with me.
woke up, went to work (job #1), got soaked in the rain, shoes drenched.
went home, dried them in the dryer for like 45 minutes, then wore them to work (job #2).
I realize at job #2 that they are still wet, and now since they got hot smelled reallllly bad. lol. I'm like that's gay. So I sprayed some axe on them. Then on my break i wanted to give my feet a break from being wet, so i took my shoes off in the small breakroom, and it didnt take long for the aura of my shoes to fill the room quite strongly.
Shortly after, the head manager of the store walks in, sees me with my shoes off and obviously smelling it, then just says "Hi Matt, How are you?" and I just sort of laughed and said "Sorry..." hahaha.
It was really awkward for a few seconds, then i explained to him the 2 jobs wet shoes scenario, and he laughed about it with me.
so me and my mate where moonin people through webcam and we were doin it to these terkish people. so we were on a few webcam chats and there happend to be one with a girl and the webcam was on and my freind full on but cheek spred moon the webcam and the girl just started typin stuff into the box and my freinds like oh crap. pretty awcward i guess, it happend like 5mins ago,
Hmm
Well once me and a few guys I know were tricking people over msn to thinking we were chicks. So we got this guy to take all his clothes off (dont ask, i wasnt on cam with him, my other friend was, on his laptop)and he started to uhh...is fondle the right word?
And we were all like WTF and told him to stop and he was like WAIT DONT YOU LIEK MAI PENOR???
so we kinda quit cam and then took the piss outa him that we were boys. He just kept in msn and then tried to play it cool by saying "Oh yeah I knew that. i wasnt actually masturbating."
And we all looked at eacher and went Eww.
Havent spoken to the guy since, cuz its kinda awkward... Funny as hell though.
And another awkward thing is that some guy has a stupid post of mine in his sig x)
Well once me and a few guys I know were tricking people over msn to thinking we were chicks. So we got this guy to take all his clothes off (dont ask, i wasnt on cam with him, my other friend was, on his laptop)and he started to uhh...is fondle the right word?
And we were all like WTF and told him to stop and he was like WAIT DONT YOU LIEK MAI PENOR???
so we kinda quit cam and then took the piss outa him that we were boys. He just kept in msn and then tried to play it cool by saying "Oh yeah I knew that. i wasnt actually masturbating."
And we all looked at eacher and went Eww.
Havent spoken to the guy since, cuz its kinda awkward... Funny as hell though.
And another awkward thing is that some guy has a stupid post of mine in his sig x)
i was at my friend michele's house, and i have been friends with these 5 girls since kindergarden etc. and i had eat a shit load of taco bell that day. anyway i was layin on the floor and i had been holding gas for like 2 hours while i was with them. she kicks me in the stomach as im laying ont he floor and i let out the LOUDEST far i ever did. everyone laughed, as did i, and i said "EVERYONE DOES IT GET OVER IT" lol idk, it wasnt like awkward but it was funny.
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This isn't really awkward, its just funny.
Story #1 (before beach day)
So at my school we have beach day, the whole school goes to the beach since the school is small. Before we went, we had to sit around in math class for like and 1 hour or so. Everyone was playin baseball with math books and tennisballs, then this girl in my class hits this creepy girl with a textbook (straight to the eyes and forehead lol) and she squealed pig squeals. She had to skip beachday cuz she was all freaked out that she was gonna get a brain tumor or somethin
Story #2 (during beachday)
Me and a couple friends are at the beach for beachday and we buried this guy really deep so only his head was sticking out. Then we all had to leave and listen to the rules from a life guard, so we covered his head up with a towel. He got away with it for like 5 minutes, then my PE teacher thought he was a dead segull, took off the towel and started yelling at him like crazy... lol
Story #1 (before beach day)
So at my school we have beach day, the whole school goes to the beach since the school is small. Before we went, we had to sit around in math class for like and 1 hour or so. Everyone was playin baseball with math books and tennisballs, then this girl in my class hits this creepy girl with a textbook (straight to the eyes and forehead lol) and she squealed pig squeals. She had to skip beachday cuz she was all freaked out that she was gonna get a brain tumor or somethin
Story #2 (during beachday)
Me and a couple friends are at the beach for beachday and we buried this guy really deep so only his head was sticking out. Then we all had to leave and listen to the rules from a life guard, so we covered his head up with a towel. He got away with it for like 5 minutes, then my PE teacher thought he was a dead segull, took off the towel and started yelling at him like crazy... lol