Awkward Situations Thread.

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me1

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I've seen cum in a sink, and all over the floor. And a fat kid jerking off into a urinal, and during an assembly. Well, not seen, just sort of went to tell him to shut up and saw his hand in his pants at the assembly, and he said he was jerking off in the urinal, and he was sort of humping it. All of this at school.
 
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charles

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When i was was hanging out with dustin nooner
we were talking about ex's and stuff
then i said how this one girl was a awesome kisser
then he said "im a awesome kisser"
then there was a pause..........
then we made out
it was awkward, that pause, it just felt weird. the kissing wasnt weird at all
 
Tylerr.

Tylerr.

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charles isnt that like your 8th post about nooner and you getting sexual today?
hahaha
 
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Platinum timmy

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Corey Winard said:
i was at my friend michele's house, and i have been friends with these 5 girls since kindergarden etc. and i had eat a shit load of taco bell that day. anyway i was layin on the floor and i had been holding gas for like 2 hours while i was with them. she kicks me in the stomach as im laying ont he floor and i let out the LOUDEST far i ever did. everyone laughed, as did i, and i said "EVERYONE DOES IT GET OVER IT" lol idk, it wasnt like awkward but it was funny.

(a year or two ago)
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ROFL one of the few stories were i literrly lold
 
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idk47

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Logan Bradleyy? said:
HA

wow, well the first thing we do when we get in America, its 4 in the morning and rye is clearly not open SO we go to the 24 hour burger king, we walk into the bathroom, and the first thing we see, is a huge shit in the sink, like who the fuck shits in a sink. so we are like fuck this and we walk out and sit down in the fine establishment,

Tthen some random Mexican janitor walks into the bathroom, then walks out then gives us the dirtiest look i have ever seen, i laughed very hard.

i guess it was my first memory of America, and quite awkward
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Hahahahaha beware of poop in sinks.
 
Tylerr.

Tylerr.

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well today after riding me and a few friends went to carls jr.
and were eating
then my mom comes in and gets food.
so shes eating with us and im like gimmie some of yo drink stupid hoe to my friend dallas
and hes like
No Cunt........sause.....Ketchup.
and my moms just starting like WTF?
hahahahahahaha
 
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Encarmine

Member
Charles_Doidge said:
When i was was hanging out with dustin nooner
we were talking about ex's and stuff
then i said how this one girl was a awesome kisser
then he said "im a awesome kisser"
then there was a pause..........
then we made out
it was awkward, that pause, it just felt weird. the kissing wasnt weird at all
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!dodge
Oooookay
 
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Hayydennn

Member
haha dustin <33

ummm derek said he wanted to take me to the bathroom infront of everyone and we all just laughed and he smiled and i was just sitting there.
 
Domsicle

Domsicle

Steel Member
We had to put together cubes in math class for a geometry assignment so I with my bright ideas constructed a huge cock out of blocks and and she coincidentally called on me and everyone in class knew what it was but her.

F*ckin retard
 
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.erik

Member
in jack in the box i walked into the UNLOCKED bathroom on a fat guy taking a huge shit who was like grunting and groaning.
 
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Big L

Steel Member
Like last week I was hitting my friend and this girl walked in front of him as i was doing my bad ass 360 judo kick and and this girl walked right in front of him and i ended up fucking wrecking her

Then! i today, to the SAME girl i was running to the bus wasn't looking and tripped her and she fucking ate shit, i felt so bad for her haha when ever i go near her she looks petrified hahaha
 
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Steven_T

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Logan Bradley said:
Like last week I was hitting my friend and this girl walked in front of him as i was doing my bad ass 360 judo kick and and this girl walked right in front of him and i ended up fucking wrecking her

Then! i today, to the SAME girl i was running to the bus wasn't looking and tripped her and she fucking ate shit, i felt so bad for her haha when ever i go near her she looks petrified hahaha
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I was literally dying when i read this. Logan your a god.
 
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JonnyJonDogg

Member
an awkard moment i had...

we had to do presentations in science so i went to the teachers computer to login( its on a massive projector in front of the whole class) and i typed my password where my username goes
 
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ryan frazer

Member
ah one of the first days i met twan. i went to his house and we were walkin up the street and his mom was in front of us. and i have never met her or seen her before..and out of nowhere he was like mom ryan thinks u have a nice ass .. she just turned around and smiled.. ahaha so akward
 
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zprestoe

Member
today scott was fakieing in a carpark and he ran into an old lady, she swore her luungs out at us and we didnt sya anything till she got into her car and left



was strange
 
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