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Hep Greg

Hep Greg

Administrator
You: sup mango?
Stranger: Tell me something you've never told anyone else; a secret of yours.
You: i like peanut butter and honey sandwiches
Stranger: that sounds good
You: yeah
You: try it
Stranger: ever try friend chocolate sandwhich?
Stranger: fried*
You: dont put too much honey tho
You: nah, how do you make it
Stranger: it's like a grilled cheese with chocolate
You: whaaat
You: nice
Stranger: yea, it's trippin balls man
Stranger: so good
You: i gotta try that one day
Stranger: yea, just be careful
Stranger: cause chocolate burns easy
You: yeah, i know
Stranger: gotta do it gently, you know... takes a little while
You: do you make it the same way?
Stranger: I think so yea
Stranger: My grandpa did before he died
You: word
Stranger: so Im not sure the exact details
Stranger: but yea, i think it's pretty much the same
You: ok sweet
Stranger: I'd try saching it through a grater first
Stranger: like a powder
Stranger: it'd melt faster
You: truth
Stranger: lol, damn Im just hungry for chocolate, thats all that is
You: this is by far the most useful convo on here so far
You: thanks
Stranger: haha, yea I'm awesome
You: good guy
You: ill ttyl
You: <3
Stranger: thanks
 
Z

zolof

Member
Stranger: HEY
You: herro
Stranger: LISTEN
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: LISTEN
You: HEY
Stranger: Hi
You: lolz
You: hows it going
Stranger: Hmm, I'm kind of tired
You: aw
You: go to bed?
Stranger: I'm talking to my girlfriend
You: thanks im flattered<3
Stranger: :\
Stranger: I meant on MSN IM
You: this is omegle though
You: not msn
You: silly
Stranger: I'm talking to both of you
You: SO THERES ANOTHER GIRL?
You: WHATS HER NAME?
You: IS SHE BETTER IN BED?
Stranger: Her name is John
Stranger: She has a penis
Stranger: But not really.
You: oh my god. i thought i loved you D:
You: so youre gay now and you have another girlfriend
Stranger: Yeah, we really clicked in those 1-2 minutes we were talking
You: im sorry but this isnt going to work out
You: keep the dog
You have disconnected.
 
Hep Greg

Hep Greg

Administrator
You: 'Sup mango?

Stranger: Yarrrr, matey!

You: sep, blackbeard

Stranger: I'm just an ol' buccaneer who must batten down the hatches, gettin' stormy arrrr

You: nice, cap'n crunch
You: hows the winds today?

Stranger: Mighty tough, just makin' sure me cutlass is sharp enough to fight for treasure on these windy seas

You: good sh!t. is puffed corn & sugar really worth dying for tho? i mean come on, its just a breakfast cereal. no need to go to war.

Stranger: When people ask about this captain I hang 'im from the yardarm and eat me crab and lobster, arrrr cereal?

You: damn son, mad tough. but you know you can't keep runnin' around crunchatizin' kids like that man. sooner or later the parents are gonna call the authorities on you and some super cereal sh!t is gonna go down.
You: then who's gonna guard your precious cereal?

Stranger: i ain't got no youngin's or this cereal you speak of, just me dedication to find gold protecting me sails and me pride...i am searching for this johnny depp character who appears in legends of the old

You: damn Cap'n crunch got the queer eye for johnny depp?! who would've known...

Stranger: Yarrrrrr, me and zee Trixz Rabbit are going to ruffle his parrot's feathers

You: oh man, you guys are gonna fuucking open that butthole UP.

Stranger: we be the originators of buttpirating

You: can't wait for the leaked porno video.

You: ill see ya later cap'n Buttmunch crunch.

Stranger: good day, sir, you earned yee badge of pirate courage

Stranger: and when you mentioned mango, did you mean chris kattan?

You: i did not. i meant the fruit. stupid pirate.
You have disconnected.



/thread. i win. fuuck you all.
 
Manzie

Manzie

Steel Member
You: I heard that you are a turtle? Is this true?
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: No.
You: Oh hi.
You: Okay then.
You: So where are you from young esquire?
You: TOO FUCKING SLOW YOU DON'T GET TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME
You have disconnected
 
Manzie

Manzie

Steel Member
You: I heard that you are a turtle? Is this true?
Stranger: Yes actually it is.
You: Wow, you're the first person i've come across that is actually a turtle.
You: Strange...
Stranger: I enjoy lieing in the sun and eating fish.
You: Terriffic! As do I.
Stranger: Good
Stranger: AAARRGGH!!
Stranger: SOMEONES PICKING ME UP!
Stranger: HELP
Stranger: Oh, neverming
Stranger: it's just a spa
You: Do not fret. If you're interested, I run a turtle based fetish porn website, would you like to subscribe to me and my turtles services?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Manzie

Manzie

Steel Member
You: Hey!
Stranger: æË?¯ä¸­åÅ?â?¹Ã¤ÂºÂºÃ¥Â°Â±Ã¥â??Šä¸â?¬Ã¨Â²

You: I don't speak freeky deeky dutch you fucktard.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Hep Greg

Hep Greg

Administrator
You: sup mango?
Stranger: ?ognam pus
You: :) .yug revelC
Stranger: well i am a mango
You: unfalse.
Stranger: i'm going to go search for the pear
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: sup mango?
Stranger: sup banana
You: EVERYONE SAYS BANANA.
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: ur a crazy cracka
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
D

domd

Dom_Dalbert
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: my names adolf hitler
You: for real
You: butim jewish
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

cristobal lets try to find each other
 
Kyper

Kyper

Member
You: Sup mango?
Stranger: tell me somethign new..
You: JEWS DID 9/11!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Evan.

Evan.

Member
Stranger: im 12 and what is this
You: Well
You: Omegle
You: lemme tell ya
You: chat room site, where you talk to strangers
You: usually NAMBLA members
You: (North American Man Boy Love Association)
You: and omegle stands for "Omitted Men Engage Gay Lovers Everday"
Stranger: i heard over 9000 people visit the site everyday
You: 9000 members, 78% NAMBLA members.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey there
Stranger: I am hunting womens >.>
You: Good luck, you're on a site for strange lonely men you'll never meet.
Stranger: GRRR another failed quest!!!
Stranger: Well at leas you a cute guy maybe?
You: I'm a post op transvestite.
Stranger: na
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hello
Stranger: avada kedavra!
You: I am Hot95CobraGuy
Stranger: kewl
You: You may recognize me from Dateline
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i do
You: Are you a 14 year old female
Stranger: no
You: Well then GTFO i'm lookin for some pu.ssy
 
J

Jason Beggs

Member
You: ooh baby i hope ur as horny as i am
Stranger: hmm why is that
You: cuz ur makin me so hot
You: we should totally do it
Stranger: gay butt sex?
You: omg how did you know!
You: thats my favorite
Stranger: I slow take off my wizard hat a robes
You: yes yes
You: i fuckinggg love wizards
Stranger: THEN I STICK MY PEE PEE IN YOUR BUTT BUTT
You: i just shittt all over ur dick
You: my bad
Stranger: god damn it, you fucking suck bro
 
R

ryanlovegays

Ryan Lovegays
You: hi
Stranger: Sieg Heil!
You: asl?
You: r u from korea
You: wat a cunt
Stranger: As far as I know, I'm European.
You: lol soz
You: asl?



bahahahahahah epic fail
 
T

TrevorGrove

Member
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Sup mango?
Stranger: i like mango
Stranger: very much
You: canibal!
Stranger: canibal also good
You: Sup mango?
You have disconnected
 
C

Chandler Olsen

Member
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Greetings Omegle�© user!

In compliance with federal laws, we are required to inform you that the stranger you are talking with is a registered sex offender in his/her neighborhood.

Please use caution when talking to this person.

Thank you and we hope you enjoy Omegle�©!
Stranger: hey there
You: oh goddddddd.
Stranger: asl?
You: fuck...
Stranger: huh?
You: i dislike sex offenders
You: please dont hurt me!
Stranger: O.O
You: no its o_O
Stranger: how did you know so fast T_T
You: the omegle thing told me!
You: fo sho!
Stranger: were not talking about the size of your butt o_O like this
You: its like "stranger danger"
You: huh?
Stranger: its a before and after image
Stranger: o
Stranger: O
You: ooooh
Stranger: sooo
Stranger: asl?
You have disconnected.
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shit hahaha.
 
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