You: sup mango?
Stranger: nothing pepper
You: not bad, kiwi
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You: sup mango?
Stranger: sup guava
You: nothin much mango, where ya from?
Stranger: from the mango groves of planet titonia, and you, guava?
You: the guava tree orchid of assidonia
Stranger: do they have 2 percent owls in assidonia?
You: as a matter of fact
You: they do
You: AND
You: skin owls
You: skim*
Stranger: do people wear fedoras in assidonia?
You: indeed
You: i wear a grey one myself
Stranger: you must look 28
You: sometimes
Stranger: say you're at a lake, right?
Stranger: and then a baby starts drowning
Stranger: and you go tosave it
Stranger: but then
Stranger: a puppy starts drowning too
Stranger: so who do you save?
Stranger: the baby?
Stranger: wah wah
Stranger: or the puppy?
Stranger: woof woof
You: depends, what kind of baby is it? and what breed of dog?
Stranger: the puppy is so small
Stranger: that its hard to tell
Stranger: the baby is nondescript looking
Stranger: lol
You: hmm. i am merely a guava. i cannot save anyone.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: wuss
You: yeah
You: it comes with being a guava
You: but you must share that sentiment, right mango?
You: we are but humble fruits
You: woe is us.
Stranger: meh
Stranger: whatevs
Stranger: g2g
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