BEST. TIMEKILLING WEBSITE. EVER.

[Manzie]

A similar one was posted on here a while ago, but this is so, so much better.

www.omegle.com

Basically a completely anonymous chatroom, where you can disconnect and move onto another chatroom member instantly.
I've had so many classic convos on this site, try it yourself.

 

[dyson16]

I go on this website like every day, soo good haha
i swear like 80% of the people I talk to are chinese though..:S

 

[Aaron]

bored already, haha.

 

[tryit]

loads of koreans on there

 

[ColteR LammeY]

I sated hey bitch and they dissconnected :-(

 

[scott a]

not that fun haha right when i started a chat the first thing they said was "hot girl?"

 

[Freddy Cacace]

i cursed in Lebanese and then the person left. lol

 

[zolof]

i was talking to a russian guy and after i said i was a 16 year old girl from california he asked me to marry him O_O

 

[Tommy Napolitan]

haha pretty cool

 

[corruptedrapture]

way funn. im on right now haha

 

[zolof]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/f/california
Stranger: 18 m uk
Stranger: can we talk about sex?

 

[Aaron]

I've figured out it's more fun to say you're roughly 16-18, a girl and from America, lol.
I go by the name of Erin, i'm 17 from Cali.
yay.

 

[Tommy Napolitan]

hahhaa im talkin to people about there countries, quite interesting

 

[corruptedrapture]

haha been on for like 2 hours now

 

[zolof]

apparently only old chinese people eat cats and dogs

 

[DMazz]

omg hahaha i say STRANGER DANGER!!! to everyone its great ppl either immediatly disconnect or get pissed

 

[zolof]

You: hey
Stranger: excuse me?
Stranger: how did you get into my computer
Stranger: are you a hacker
Stranger: please dont delete my shit
Stranger: pleaseee
You: im just going through your child pornography. thats all.
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: take what you want
Stranger: i swear if you give me a virus though i'll find you somehoe
You: eh whats done is done

 

[Aaron]

Here we are;

Stranger: hey
You: Horny male?
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: blow me
You: this could be interesting.
You: *blows you*
Stranger: female?
You: Na, male.

 

[ColteR LammeY]

^^ hahaha

 

[Aaron]

Here we go.
A bunch of convos started with the line;
"my name is corey winard, wanna have sex?"
Just to prove it is really a valid pick up line.

You: my name is corey winard, wanna have sex?
Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: omg yesss
Stranger: i herd u lyk sex

You: my name is corey winard, wanna have sex?
Stranger: yes!

You: my name is corey winard, wanna have sex?
Stranger: sure

You: my name is corey winard, wanna have sex?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: call me 1-541-226-7477
Stranger: please?
You: definately.

You: my name is corey winard, wanna have sex?
Stranger: Yes plz

You: my name is corey winard, wanna have sex?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what??..
You: Want to get fucked by me?
Stranger: are you horny?
Stranger: hahaha
You: no, it's pronounced corey.
Stranger: from?
You: Winard land.
You: wanna have sex?
Stranger: what's your sex?
You: male and amazing.
You: wanna do it?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: just fuck u : )

You: my name is corey winard, wanna have sex?
Stranger: i sure do corey

You: my name is corey winard, wanna have sex?
Stranger: hi~
Stranger: yep
You: what position/s?
Stranger: start from 69?
You: 69,
You: 70
You: 71
You: 72
You: 73
You: how many more positions should we do it in?