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ryanlovegays

Ryan Lovegays
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You: sup mango
You: sup mango
You: sup mango
You: sup mango
You: sup mango
Stranger: i hate mangos
You: sup mango
You: sup mango
You: sup mango
Stranger: NIGGER
You: i hate u
Stranger: ur a cunt
You: ur mum hates u ;)
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hunterbechtle

hunterbechtle

Member
You: tits
Stranger: cock
You: vagina
Stranger: ass
You: butt
Stranger: toes
You: fingers
Stranger: tounge
You: eye
Stranger: ears
Stranger: hair
Stranger: sweat
You: eyebrows
Stranger: toe nails
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ryan k.

Member
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: whats asl
Stranger: age sex location
Stranger: sex- gender
You: oh uh 15 male nv
Stranger: nv?
You: nevada
Stranger: where is that
You: usa
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sooo.....
Stranger: what music do you listen to
Stranger: ??
You: yeah so asl? for you to
Stranger: 15 f aus
You: cool
You: your 15 to
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: what music are you into
You: metal
Stranger: ??
Stranger: eg
You: haha i dont like hip hop and rap
Stranger: thank god
Stranger: i hate that music
Stranger: what kind of metal?
You: ya me to
Stranger: what bands
Stranger: ??]
You: children of bodom
You: five finger death punch
You: the devil wears prada
Stranger: isnt that a movie
You: ya buts its a band to
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i didnt know that
You: ya they are pretty good
You: what kind of music do you listen to
Stranger: i have to say i hate metal music
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: but i am more into stuff like the beatles
Stranger: the all american rejects
You: doesnt bother me alot of people dont like it
Stranger: eric hutchinson
Stranger: jason mraz
You: ah got it.
Stranger: ron pope is good to
You: never heard of him
Stranger: yeah i didnt hear of him until a little while ago
You: cool
You: so what are some of your favorite things to do
Stranger: i like to swim, cook, hang out, watch tv etc.
Stranger: u?
You: I ride bmx, scooters, and just hang with my friends
Stranger: oh
Stranger: are you a rebel or something
Stranger: you sound like one
You: hell no.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: you seem offended
You: na its cool, i'm not that was just kind of funny
Stranger: well the metal music, riding your bmx etc kind of make you seem like it
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: what movies do you like?
You: ya true
You: i like comedy and action
You: i dont like scary thogh
You: sorry though
Stranger: really
Stranger: why not?
You: they scare the living sh*t out of me, haha.
Stranger: really
Stranger: i love them
You: haha ya, they just do
Stranger: what scary movies have you seen
Stranger: you make me laugh
Stranger: in a good way
You: i saw the strangers and then after that i was done watchingg scary movies
Stranger: i havent seen that one
Stranger: what is it rated
Stranger: ??
You: It's rated R
You: Have you seend hangover
Stranger: that would explain it
Stranger: no i dont think it is out yet
You: oh it's been out here for like 2 weeks
Stranger: but i am going to go and see it with my friend on the holidays
Stranger: is it good?
You: Ya it's really funny
You: are you in school right know or you on break?
Stranger: its after school
Stranger: it is 4.20
Stranger: what time is it there?
You: its 11:19 pm and i'm on summer break for 3 months
Stranger: sounds good
Stranger: i go on holidays tommorrow
Stranger: for two weeks
Stranger: i take it it is warm there?
You: ah kinda it
You: ah kinda its starting to get over a 100 here
Stranger: 100 what?
You: degrees
Stranger: what is it actually
Stranger: ??
You: uh its like 100
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you must measure your temperature differently to us
Stranger: in australia i human cant survive in more than around 50 degrees
You: ya we do ferinheidt or however you spell it
You: you must do celcius
Stranger: good try with the spelling
Stranger: yes we do celsius
You: haha tell me about it, i suck at spelling
Stranger: or how ever you spell it
Stranger: your not that bad really?
Stranger: im sorry i have to go
Stranger: it was nice to meet you
You: ok bye
Stranger: bye
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Scott Trainer

Scott Trainer

Super Moderator
Staff member
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: plz
You: i touch myself at night
Stranger: asl
You: you first
Stranger: 20m singapore
Stranger: u
You: 16 m the moon
You: i jst blew the rankest fart ever!!!
Stranger: 你好
You: ill mail it to you
You: dont curse in my house!
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Stranger: xD
You: haha. hold on i have to poop
Stranger: LOL ok
You: nevermind, my pants will do jst fine for now
Stranger: Nice.
You: do you know why the dinosaurs died?
You: ?
Stranger: Nope, why?
You: because you touch yourself at night
Stranger: O:
Stranger: How do you know I do that?
You: im onto you!!
You: im telling your mom that you rubbed one off on the dog!

Stranger: ._.
Stranger: That was only once!
You: too late she knows now
You: look out the window!!
Stranger: *looks*
You: see that bush?
Stranger: yep
You: im not in it
Stranger: Oh, where are you?
You: see that car?
Stranger: yeah o.o
You: im not there either
You: see that cloud?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: o________o
You: still nope
You: now see that little pebble down there?
Stranger: Yeah, its tiny.
You: hahahahahaha!!! thats what she said!
Stranger: Who?
You: whaaaaaat??????
Stranger: Where?
You: look under there!!
Stranger: when
You: tomorrow you fuckin genius!
Stranger: who
Stranger: o_o
You: i have 3 dogs
Stranger: How
You: because theres more than 2 and less than 4. that makes 3!!!
Stranger: 3 is a relative number, could be anything from 2.5 to 3.4999 recurring.
Stranger: Do you have 2.5 dogs?
You: thats for me to know and you to shut the fuck up!
Stranger: Did you rape the face off one of the dogs? o_O
You: fuck no you god damn sicko!! im strictly stick to the buttholes!
Stranger: A hole is a hole.
You: ok. in gonna come drill a hole in your wall and not tell you whats inside, and youe better stick it in!
Stranger: Stick what in?
You: youre dick
You: deerrrrrrrrr
Stranger: your*
 
Chaseme37

Chaseme37

Member
I win.

Stranger: Anna rakas villi sek�¤ raju hetki, anna rakas...!!
You: dighag asdgh as jasd klhsdfg!
Stranger: what?
You: bladjhj asodjlfhakl asdf!!!
Stranger: kdfjviodfhhdfhdh hduidfhui bhfduobzf
You: djkvhisdfhgkjdfg scooter resource dhfk!!!
Stranger: eudfhifi rieruhisifjr aie aifari ai afdia fafifhaduhfidfdjsojsdf odjijivhihfhfjdfivdf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: word
 
H

homiegee555

James Gee
Stranger: 鬼
You: LOL
#2
Stranger: if you have webcam i will make you wet (only female i`m male) and i have webcam


You: ew
You: thats creepy bro
 
spencer cunningham

spencer cunningham

Bronze member
Stranger: A wild abra appeared!
You: 8=====D
You: a wild penis appeared
Stranger: Wild abra used teleport!
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scootsteve

Member
You: now then
Stranger: You're under arrest for being a pedophile.
You: sounds ace
You: you should try it
Stranger: I'll suck your dick.
Stranger: For $1000000000
You: hmm.
*stranger disconects*

Stranger: hi
You: hi
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_James_

Member
Spencer. said:
Stranger: A wild abra appeared!
You: 8=====D
You: a wild penis appeared
Stranger: Wild abra used teleport!
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Whoa, I've just had the same one as you.

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You: Hey
Stranger: A Wild Abra Appears!
Stranger: Wild Abra attacks!
Stranger: -7 HP
You: Err...
Stranger: Wild Abra uses TELEPORT!
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J

_James_

Member
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You: Hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: who are you
You: Michael Jackson
Stranger: WOW
You: Yes.
Stranger: haha
You: I'm not dead.
Stranger: i can see it
You: I'm hiding from the rest of the world. But Shhhshh, Dont tell anyone.
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Kyper

Kyper

Member
I finally got someone to admit it.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You're a towel.
Stranger: no, im a car
You: You're a towel.
Stranger: fuckin liar
You: You're a towel.
Stranger: im a car.
You: You're a towel.
Stranger: IM A CAR.
You: You're a towel.
Stranger: A TOYOTA
Stranger: IM A TOYOTA!!
You: You're a towel.
You: made by Fruit Of The Loom
Stranger: IM A FUCKIN TOYOTA, FAGGOT!!
You: You're a towel.
Stranger: u know what ?
You: You're a towel?
Stranger: i'm a towel.
You: :D
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