yea it was hella akward and at one point i was like any chicks we could call for me? and he was like dude dont be a dick i was like your cool......ouch
my friend spent the night last night and he was playing with my bulldog. My dog went behind him humped him and then jizzed on his back.
I was chillin with this chick. Then we got high. Then she gave me dome and made me a sandwich, it was chill. MLIB.
Some for year old told me I owe him 20 bucks because I said "a potty word". I said no, but then he got his parents. His parents said I didn't have to, so the kid just starts trying to murder me. The whole time his parents were just like off. Get off. No. That's bad. Finally they took him away.
To bad I wasnt joking.