Cool Story Bro!

ConnorD

Steel Member
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humpurple kushiones

Steel Member
the lethal dose of marijuana for a rat is around 88 pounds.

assuming the average rat is 250 grams thats about 21,110 pounds to kill a 120 pound person
 

Stackies

Steel Member
my friend spent the night last night and he was playing with my bulldog. My dog went behind him humped him and then jizzed on his back.
 
i was riding in the rain. Then i hit a puddle, fell then SPLASH

And Then, another time...

I was at Matthew_D & Jacob2195's house and i did a gap... Then I fell and hit Anthony's scooter. Then' he got mad and tried stabbing me with a knife.
 

humpurple kushiones

Steel Member
^^^ lmfao

i dropped 5 bucks at the mall today, and when i turned around some little kid (like 3 years old) already picked it up and was so happy about it i just let him keep it. i hate being nice.
 

Ryanscoot

Member
Some for year old told me I owe him 20 bucks because I said "a potty word". I said no, but then he got his parents. His parents said I didn't have to, so the kid just starts trying to murder me. The whole time his parents were just like off. Get off. No. That's bad. Finally they took him away.
 
Some for year old told me I owe him 20 bucks because I said "a potty word". I said no, but then he got his parents. His parents said I didn't have to, so the kid just starts trying to murder me. The whole time his parents were just like off. Get off. No. That's bad. Finally they took him away.

hahahaha thats fucking hilarious
so i was at my freinds house and him and his girl were right next to me. she was blowing him. and then he fingered her. right next to me. his girlfreind his super horny
 

humpurple kushiones

Steel Member
got fresh cloths on that i just took the tags off, brand new shoes, my knife in my pocket and a fat roll of bank 20s and 50s in the other. just like old times :)
 

Ralph

AlpacaFlip
The other day I decided to do a wall run on my favorite wall to do it on. Nice solid stone ridged wall that has good grip. So I probably had a little 15mph run to it and I put my front foot on the wall and it slide off. I smashed right into the wall lol. I screwed my knee up but I feel fine now it's still swollen pretty bad though haha.
 

Rob.

Admin
Staff member
internet has been dead ALL DAY i plugged and unplugged my land line and.. voila, internet problem solved.

pissed it was so easy

also i hate ricer ------s.
 
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