whats bad karma? shit was funny lol.
oh i got one, one time i woke up at 5 am with puke all over my bed, so i was like wtf and before i could get up i started puking again, went to the bathroom and puked for 3 hours (puked at least 40- 50 times) so i went to the hospital (puked 3 times on the way there) by then nothing was coming out but stomach acid. when i got there the doctors couldnt do anything but wait until i stopped puking enough to give me a medicine (the other option was getting the meds in my ass and im not fucking doing that) puked like 20 more times that day, stayed for 36 hours. when i finally got out i went to sleep for 26 1/2 hours. woke up with the most intense munchies ever and ate so much i puked again. pretty cool story.
another time i was riding down a hill at like 30-40 miles an hour on my scooter, and some ------ slowed down and started turning right (with no blinkers on) so i go around him on the left and the dumb ass mother fucker make a hard left (into his driveway) and i crashed into the back of his truck, i went flying like 15 feet landed on my hands and knees (i might have pictures they were pretty fucked up) and the asshole come out of the truck and starts laughing. so i threw a rock at his truck with my slightly less messed up hand and tell him to call the fucking cops and obviously he doesnt. went to a pizzaria got some pizza all bloody and ----- they give me napkins yadda yadda parents come take me home, i get infections on every limb takes a month to heal cool story.
