It's an AIM convo, but it's also the making of a hero, so keep it. I'm talking to you, Kenny and Matt.
Me: oh so i heard you and her and kids from your school are gonna die
so you're gonna dub the austin death gap before you go
D-whip: how are we gunna die?
Me: there's like, mold or something at your school that could be bad
D-whip: oh yeah. brain tumor status
let me see the austin death gap
?
Me: no pics lol
apparently it's like 20 feet down
like in a ditch
you ride off this skinny thing
and land in this super steep bank
that like, would hardly be rideable just rolling in on it
there's like an 11 page thread on bike guide about it
and still no pictures
D-whip: umm, idk about dubwhipping that
Me: you're gonna die dude
might as well go down in flames
D-whip: inorite?
haha
Me: lol
or if you don't crash you'll be the gnarliest kid ever
and get mad rep for scooters
you'd have beaten addy's wallenburg
and terry's 22 set
times 5
combined
D-whip: alright, one day alex
ill try it for you
is it in texas?
Me: yes
lol
austin to be exact
D-whip: i could have guessed
and youll be there to film it
with taylor in the background like "wtf"
obviously
and i bet danny warwick would show up
haha
and like 3 other kids
Me: lol
all the austin locals would too
D-whip: yeah
then id be like "fuck it and huck it" then do it cuz id be crazy from my brain tumor
Me: hahaha
right on dude
and we'd have taps playing in the background
D-whip: hahahaha
those dudes who fire the 7 rounds or whatever
your family would be there, crying
D-whip: and i'd call 911 right b4 i do it and be like "yeah, ill need an abulance in about 5 minutes. kthxbi"
Me: lol
it'll be epic
that's right
it will
because it's going to happen
D-whip: yup
Me: it's gonna be crazy
even if it happens in a while and you can like, quad and stuff
you'll still dub whip it
not caught, just for old times
it'll be the slowest double whip of all time
D-whip: hahaha
Me: the wheels will touch the ground as you hit the deck
but then you'll start turning from the insane air you just caught
then once you hit the tranny
your bars will turn sideways and buck you off
you'll try to put your arms out to stop you
but you'll be going to fast for any reaction time
your body will bounce off the ground then lie there, lifeless
your mouth guard will have been for naught
on impact every part of your scooter will be destroyed
maybe some of the parts going into you
Me: you gotta do that gap i showed you at asu first
you have to warm up
D-whip: idk, i kinda just want to go try el toro soon
Me: oh yeah
but that's nothing compared to the austin death gap
D-whip: yeah
but i got el toro first try
easy
Me: word
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBVN2XR8xjc&feature=related
that's pretty burly
D-whip: i actually would maybe do that
Me: don't slip otherwise you'll be loosing a lot of skin
D-whip: yeah
i got that
Me: http://www.the-rocketman.com/images/whats-new/JOHN-MICHAELSON-JUMP.jpg
you'll have to do some of those too
http://www.the-rocketman.com/images/whats-new/BICYCLE-JUMP-LAKE-STREET.jpg
over a fucking fence
D-whip: yeah
easy shit
Me: http://www.style43.com/wp-content/uploads/jim-gap-big.jpg
lame
not even a drop
D-whip: omg
i was just looking at that
haha
6th story
Me: yeah
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e347/SnowBoardMag/Misc/Picture5.png
D-whip: ill jump from 6th to 5th
Me: get your snow scoot on
D-whip: oh alright
eassssyyyyy
that'll make it legit
Me: you'll have to race the hell track too
on your scooter
Me: oh so i heard you and her and kids from your school are gonna die
so you're gonna dub the austin death gap before you go
D-whip: how are we gunna die?
Me: there's like, mold or something at your school that could be bad
D-whip: oh yeah. brain tumor status
let me see the austin death gap
?
Me: no pics lol
apparently it's like 20 feet down
like in a ditch
you ride off this skinny thing
and land in this super steep bank
that like, would hardly be rideable just rolling in on it
there's like an 11 page thread on bike guide about it
and still no pictures
D-whip: umm, idk about dubwhipping that
Me: you're gonna die dude
might as well go down in flames
D-whip: inorite?
haha
Me: lol
or if you don't crash you'll be the gnarliest kid ever
and get mad rep for scooters
you'd have beaten addy's wallenburg
and terry's 22 set
times 5
combined
D-whip: alright, one day alex
ill try it for you
is it in texas?
Me: yes
lol
austin to be exact
D-whip: i could have guessed
and youll be there to film it
with taylor in the background like "wtf"
obviously
and i bet danny warwick would show up
haha
and like 3 other kids
Me: lol
all the austin locals would too
D-whip: yeah
then id be like "fuck it and huck it" then do it cuz id be crazy from my brain tumor
Me: hahaha
right on dude
and we'd have taps playing in the background
D-whip: hahahaha
those dudes who fire the 7 rounds or whatever
your family would be there, crying
D-whip: and i'd call 911 right b4 i do it and be like "yeah, ill need an abulance in about 5 minutes. kthxbi"
Me: lol
it'll be epic
that's right
it will
because it's going to happen
D-whip: yup
Me: it's gonna be crazy
even if it happens in a while and you can like, quad and stuff
you'll still dub whip it
not caught, just for old times
it'll be the slowest double whip of all time
D-whip: hahaha
Me: the wheels will touch the ground as you hit the deck
but then you'll start turning from the insane air you just caught
then once you hit the tranny
your bars will turn sideways and buck you off
you'll try to put your arms out to stop you
but you'll be going to fast for any reaction time
your body will bounce off the ground then lie there, lifeless
your mouth guard will have been for naught
on impact every part of your scooter will be destroyed
maybe some of the parts going into you
Me: you gotta do that gap i showed you at asu first
you have to warm up
D-whip: idk, i kinda just want to go try el toro soon
Me: oh yeah
but that's nothing compared to the austin death gap
D-whip: yeah
but i got el toro first try
easy
Me: word
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBVN2XR8xjc&feature=related
that's pretty burly
D-whip: i actually would maybe do that
Me: don't slip otherwise you'll be loosing a lot of skin
D-whip: yeah
i got that
Me: http://www.the-rocketman.com/images/whats-new/JOHN-MICHAELSON-JUMP.jpg
you'll have to do some of those too
http://www.the-rocketman.com/images/whats-new/BICYCLE-JUMP-LAKE-STREET.jpg
over a fucking fence
D-whip: yeah
easy shit
Me: http://www.style43.com/wp-content/uploads/jim-gap-big.jpg
lame
not even a drop
D-whip: omg
i was just looking at that
haha
6th story
Me: yeah
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e347/SnowBoardMag/Misc/Picture5.png
D-whip: ill jump from 6th to 5th
Me: get your snow scoot on
D-whip: oh alright
eassssyyyyy
that'll make it legit
Me: you'll have to race the hell track too
on your scooter
