Spicy McHaggis
Steel Member
that was me hahahahaha
Fucked relationship stories..
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that was me hahahahaha
CJ Treihart
I got myself banned.
win
well when i fucked this girl in the summer who has been my best friend we were both drunk now she hates me and shes a lesbo epic win for me
liltony
I got myself banned.
was this one of the hot girls you fucked during school that one day, the ones you posted in the hookup thread?
lmao.
CJ Treihart
I got myself banned.
^nope this girl was cute not hot
Noah Fraley
Member
kill the bitchy cuzin
BrandonWeir
Steel Member
That's jaaaaacked the tits up.
A while ago (around homecoming time), but still annoys me:
Me: Jeez theres a lot of girls getting flowers today.
Ex: Well, that's because SOME guys aren't complete DOUCHEBAGS, and like to be sweet sometimes.
Me: So, since I got screwed over and you clearly don't care about me anymore, I should get you flowers?
Ex: ....... (speechless, but still unconvinced) Whatever, I'm going with ZACK anyway.
Situation was, she was going to homecoming with this guy as "friends". I told her "Something is going to happen, or he's going to say something that will take it past friends." She said "Nahhhh I don't like him like that at all, we're just friends."
Many arguments were wrapped around this because she wouldn't listen to me.
They go to homecoming, and came back without being together (as far as I know). I was planning on asking her out again, and like a day before I was going to do it, I hear her and ZACK are dating.
I go to her saying "wtf did I tell you. You knew I was still into you. You told me you still loved me. Apparent-fucking-ly not." and this next part is what astounded me the most.
She says, "I didn't even know you still wanted me." I swear my jaw dented the concrete.
I tell her "So, you didn't get the hint when I sat next to you every day at lunch and tried to get you to sit on my lap, didn't get the hint when I hug you for as long as I can and hold tight, don't get the hint when I find excuses to hold your hand, and don't get the damn hint when I say 'I still love you'." Don't get the damn hint?! Really?!
Still won't acknowledge the fact that I was 100% right about everything.
A while ago (around homecoming time), but still annoys me:
Me: Jeez theres a lot of girls getting flowers today.
Ex: Well, that's because SOME guys aren't complete DOUCHEBAGS, and like to be sweet sometimes.
Me: So, since I got screwed over and you clearly don't care about me anymore, I should get you flowers?
Ex: ....... (speechless, but still unconvinced) Whatever, I'm going with ZACK anyway.
Situation was, she was going to homecoming with this guy as "friends". I told her "Something is going to happen, or he's going to say something that will take it past friends." She said "Nahhhh I don't like him like that at all, we're just friends."
Many arguments were wrapped around this because she wouldn't listen to me.
They go to homecoming, and came back without being together (as far as I know). I was planning on asking her out again, and like a day before I was going to do it, I hear her and ZACK are dating.
I go to her saying "wtf did I tell you. You knew I was still into you. You told me you still loved me. Apparent-fucking-ly not." and this next part is what astounded me the most.
She says, "I didn't even know you still wanted me." I swear my jaw dented the concrete.
I tell her "So, you didn't get the hint when I sat next to you every day at lunch and tried to get you to sit on my lap, didn't get the hint when I hug you for as long as I can and hold tight, don't get the hint when I find excuses to hold your hand, and don't get the damn hint when I say 'I still love you'." Don't get the damn hint?! Really?!
Still won't acknowledge the fact that I was 100% right about everything.
Noah Fraley
Member
its a sad world
BrandonWeir
Steel Member
Whatev. I suppose we had more problems than that and it probably wouldn't have been a good idea to get back together. Complicated. w/e. Who cares.
Not sure if its a good thing or bad thing yet, but I don't usually get all that sad, I just get really pissed off. It all gets converted to anger.
Not sure if its a good thing or bad thing yet, but I don't usually get all that sad, I just get really pissed off. It all gets converted to anger.
humpurple kushiones
Steel Member
lol since it's bumped already
you're a virgin.
all the girls in my town are wayy too easy and probably all have at least one std, and im not trying to have a relationship with a slut. hate my town.
you're a virgin.
all the girls in my town are wayy too easy and probably all have at least one std, and im not trying to have a relationship with a slut. hate my town.
christianewing
Steel Member
fuck bitches get money...they deserve to be in the kitchen anyway
hahahahahahaha christian
well, since this shit got bumped
this was on halloween, so it was pretty long ago, but its pretty fucked up so watev
so this chick, was obbsesed with me like a year ago, and i didnt really like her that way, i just wanted to be friends and shit cause id known her since i moved to vermont(in 3rd grade) and now im in 8th, so like 5 years, so it would just be kinda awkward, but i said ok and we dated for like 2 1/2 months, just because i wanted to be friends and ----- then around like october we starded kind of flirting and shit and i kinda started to see her as more of a friend, we chilled out a little and shit and on halloween she wanted to go see a movie with me so i said ok, yea lets go
so her dad was gonna bring us and drop us off,so im at the bottom of me road sitting on a bench freezing my ass off, she fucking calls me and says "im gonna go trick or treating instead"
im like "ARE YOU FUCKING ME?" and shes like, yeah i decided im gonna go trick or treat instead, didnt do anything on halloween, i was fucking sooo pissed
oh yeah, ive got a kinda short one too
so last year i was friends with this chick(and still am), but she was like a year and a half older than me and i didnt like her as more than a friend, , but APPARENTLY, i found out from talking to her this summer that she wanted to blow me, but her friend wouldent let her cause i was friends with her(the friend who wouldent let her) and she tought it would be awkward
FML haha
well, since this shit got bumped
this was on halloween, so it was pretty long ago, but its pretty fucked up so watev
so this chick, was obbsesed with me like a year ago, and i didnt really like her that way, i just wanted to be friends and shit cause id known her since i moved to vermont(in 3rd grade) and now im in 8th, so like 5 years, so it would just be kinda awkward, but i said ok and we dated for like 2 1/2 months, just because i wanted to be friends and ----- then around like october we starded kind of flirting and shit and i kinda started to see her as more of a friend, we chilled out a little and shit and on halloween she wanted to go see a movie with me so i said ok, yea lets go
so her dad was gonna bring us and drop us off,so im at the bottom of me road sitting on a bench freezing my ass off, she fucking calls me and says "im gonna go trick or treating instead"
im like "ARE YOU FUCKING ME?" and shes like, yeah i decided im gonna go trick or treat instead, didnt do anything on halloween, i was fucking sooo pissed
oh yeah, ive got a kinda short one too
so last year i was friends with this chick(and still am), but she was like a year and a half older than me and i didnt like her as more than a friend, , but APPARENTLY, i found out from talking to her this summer that she wanted to blow me, but her friend wouldent let her cause i was friends with her(the friend who wouldent let her) and she tought it would be awkward
FML haha
Anthσny
Steel Member
That whole story is jacked up. I got something to cheer you up.
1st bold: Hahaha
2nd bold: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA
Ryan Wesefeldt
Member
haha
i got nuthin i cant get a girlfriend
i got nuthin i cant get a girlfriend
Ryan Wesefeldt
Member
fuck you even though its true
humpurple kushiones
Steel Member
i knewwwww someone would post that link lmao.