Fucked relationship stories..

[parrish]

whats wrong with smoking weed?

 

[Bear Grylls]

Texting with Mexicans

HAHAHA oh my god

whats wrong with smoking weed?

^^^^^^^ Nothing wrong with smoking weed.

 

[Bennett_J]

I just don't understand why incredibly hot girls feel the need to be trashy sluts. Like seriously, you're beautiful, interesting, funny, and could probably get just about any guy you want. But you choose to go have sex and give jobs to trashy weed smoking guys who won't finish high school. Why in the world...? It escapes me.

Because we make the best love

 

[Robert]

----- my last relationship was great. We were together 8 months, and it was great. She knew I scooter'd and shit and was perfectly okay with it. Plus she could give the best fucking blowjobs. Whatever, onto the break-up. She had been at summer camp for 2 weeks, and we hadn't talked to each other at all. So I went over to her house like 2 days after she got back, and we just hung out and shit. Probably the first time since we had started dating that we HADN'T done anything sexual while together. I don't even think we made out at all. We had a teasing argument over each other's music tastes (she's into indie rock and stuff, I'm into dubstep/house/techno), and I left. Next day, I try to talk to her over Skype, and she's acting all wierd. So, naturally, I asked what was wrong. "Everything". She said that, apparently, we're always arguing and fighting (We maybe argued seriously 2 or 3 times since we got together), and we had nothing in common. 8 months we were together. How do you stay together 8 months with "nothing in common"? Anyway, fuck it. I'm moving on.

exact same thing happened to me it sucks

 

[morgan_bvrns]

Half if not 3/4ths of you all are lying out your asses and exaggerate your stories A LOT to make it sound like you all pull bitches and get head allday errday -______-

But what if I actually do pull bitches? I got girls lining up on tumblr. Too bad they all live in like fucking Narnia or some shit.

 

[morgan_bvrns]

exact same thing happened to me it sucks

Just watch (500) Days of Summer. Call me a bitch for watching romantic comedies, but shit speaks.

 

[Bennett_J]

So the polish chick I've been hitting on, this ------ who literally will go out with 3 girls in one weekend and is an utter dick to EVERYONE just got her for the weekend...

I'm bummed and all, but I know she won't talk to him again on tuesday haha

So I guess its just a waiting game

Plus I have heard he has a tiny willie, so no sweat lols