Fucked relationship stories..

Bennett_J

Bennett_J

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MrNiceGuy2817 said:
shut the fuck up and im 13
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This is how hard I hit myself while laughing at that post
 
Jon.

Jon.

Steel Member
good ol roofies.

I don't really have any fucked up relationaship stories. it's wierd though, i tend to go farther with bitches I don't like as much. like an attractive slut wants on the dick, I get head. but when I actually like a girl a lot I get nervous as shit for some reason. I mean I'm not a ------ I just don't want to fuck things up with a hot bitch that isnt retarded.
 
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Mitten404

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I screwed this girl i used to date and the condom broke. After i dropped her off at her house i texted her and told her not to worry, it shouldnt be a big deal. I told her i'd go get her the day after pill and everything would be all good.
1 week later, while I was on a snowboarding trip, the girls mom called my house. My old girls mom went through all her texts from my girlfriends phone, found out about everyything, and threatened to tell my parents. I ended up telling my parents about it before my girlfriends crazy mom could do it first.
She went on lockdown for about a month and we just went our seperate ways. Moving on sucked because neither of us could hang out anymore because her moms crazy.
 
morgan_bvrns

morgan_bvrns

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----- my last relationship was great. We were together 8 months, and it was great. She knew I scooter'd and shit and was perfectly okay with it. Plus she could give the best fucking blowjobs. Whatever, onto the break-up. She had been at summer camp for 2 weeks, and we hadn't talked to each other at all. So I went over to her house like 2 days after she got back, and we just hung out and shit. Probably the first time since we had started dating that we HADN'T done anything sexual while together. I don't even think we made out at all. We had a teasing argument over each other's music tastes (she's into indie rock and stuff, I'm into dubstep/house/techno), and I left. Next day, I try to talk to her over Skype, and she's acting all wierd. So, naturally, I asked what was wrong. "Everything". She said that, apparently, we're always arguing and fighting (We maybe argued seriously 2 or 3 times since we got together), and we had nothing in common. 8 months we were together. How do you stay together 8 months with "nothing in common"? Anyway, fuck it. I'm moving on.
 
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Chadders55

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Went out with this girl for 18months and everrthing was perfect then one of my mates asked if we were still together and i was like yeah why? he went on to say he had been seeing her but didnt know we were still together she said we werent anyway turned out she cheated on me with 2 or my bestmates :/ i then ended it , fucking slag
 
Bennett_J

Bennett_J

Steel Member
I found out my Girlfriend of 3 years had been mexting for over a year. I caught her red handed in the bathroom posing with a pinata. I asked her who the picture was for and she couldn't explain herself.

Parents should be watching closely. Next thing you know your kid could be eating tacos and become a hard worker...
 
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Tony Ebbert

Member
Half if not 3/4ths of you all are lying out your asses and exaggerate your stories A LOT to make it sound like you all pull bitches and get head allday errday -______-
 
Tyler Jones

Tyler Jones

Member
I just don't understand why incredibly hot girls feel the need to be trashy sluts. Like seriously, you're beautiful, interesting, funny, and could probably get just about any guy you want. But you choose to go have sex and give jobs to trashy weed smoking guys who won't finish high school. Why in the world...? It escapes me.
 
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