fucked up school...

Ummmm, one time there was a huge tent far off from our school track and i was walking on it with my friends, and we said screw this, went and slept under it, got woken up by these girls and theyre like ummm mummm aaa mumm mumm, yourrr in twwwubbllee!, and i was like fuck you. so we went to our PE coaches and our coolest coach told me to run in a circle around a tree til he was tired of it.
 
i went to a gay ass bad kids skool, and no shit like bomb threats,drug dealing,techer and student sex or anything like u guys just said happened ever, alot of fights though i liked it bcoz everyone there was suppsoed to be bad ass's so the techers didnt do anything about anything, like say i was to put someones head through a window i would probly pass all my test for the next 11 years, real easy skool hahaha..

ps: do all the school is USA have metal detectors and shit, so ppl dont take knives and guns to skool?
 

Jake Carlyon

Steel Member
The other day i pushed my friend into this teacher who was running out of the gym, my friend fell into the teachers knees which made him fall over. It was sooo funny, he got up and started yelling at us and we were just laughing at him and pointing, he didnt do anything cause he knows im a mod on sr.

But my school has heaps of girl fights, not many guy fights though. Ages ago some girls got found with heaps of weed in there locker and one of them got expelled, so i proceeded to laugh at her.
 

Dustin Nooner

Super queer.
Wow u east coasters have some fucked up molesting teachers..lol All my teacher at my school are really old I think..lol. Man I hope there isnt any bombing on u guys :( lol that was suck balls. And no Jordan none of the school that I know of have metal detectors in the USA lmao :D hahah.
 

eirepro

Steel Member
Yeah, I go to some really fancy kinda Catholic School. And like, there aint none of that crap. We aren't even allowed Mobile phones out (Its also an all boys school, I hate that, but theres a nice catholic all girls school nearby :)) ) we aint allowed mobile because of some dude taking pictures of other dude whilst they were in the bathroom and teachers in class. You also get a lot of shit if you were born in the states like I was, even though like 75% of people there will end up in the USA anyway. They call Americans Yanks and that shit. I cleaned a boy for calling me that on time and he stays away from me now. There also always going over steriotypes like fat americans even though Ireland is actually fatter than America, weird, huh?
 

Kevin Vannauker

Bronze member
uhh this one catholic school by me the priest got caught with like other priests from the area molesting a whole bunch of little boys over years or something. idn
 

gazza707

Member
ddammm american schools are crazy.. schools around me get the occasional bomb threat, but nothing happens, people just prank the schools when theyre bored and say they planted a bomb in the school for laughs
 

farmboy uk

Steel Member
nah same in UK loads of priests have been found to be paedophiles wat the fuck is with that lol. I wonder how they forgive your sins :p
 

Brian Boston

I got myself banned.
Haha.. the US had like a big ass priest sex scandle like 2 years ago and its still going on. The president of my school happened to be one of them, i think hes in jail now lol,
 

VillageFox

Steel Member
i had a guy down the street who was a like a professional baby sitter. and and was arested for child molestation like 2 years ago.
 
well nothing ever happens at my school except learning


and the high schoolers had a little prank ... they stuck like 10000 forks in the ground , pretty gay? what a waste of forks =(
 

Brian Boston

I got myself banned.
AlexSchad . said:
and the high schoolers had a little prank ... they stuck like 10000 forks in the ground , pretty gay? what a waste of forks =(
That and the 'get 2 pigs and write 1 and 3 on them' are the most played out pranks ever. They suck
 
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