Joke Thread?

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Baby jokes are just fucked.
Stop them.


Why couldnt the boy walk? because he was a fish

Why couldnt the boy play on the swing? because he was a peice of toast.

What did tarzan say when he saw 20 elephants running down a hill? Shit, here comes 20 elephants.
 
So theres a man and a dog ready to go camping and his wife comes out and says, why r u going camping and asking all these questions. so the man says, well ill let u have a choice, u can either give me head, let me go camping or we can have anal.
she doesnt know which one to say
so the bloke says, alright ill give u 10 minutes to decide.
10 minutes later the wife says, alright ive decided im going to give u head.
during her giving him head she says, why does ur dick taste like shit?
he said, i asked the dog the same questions
 
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