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Alex Steadman said:
Tyler (UFF DA!) said:
razorfanatik54 said:
im so pissed ive never had ramen, my friends and family all say its incredible, but im so hungry right now and i could easily make it., but have none. DAMN!!!!!!!!!!
Step 1: ride to store
Step 2: Find ramen
Step 3: buy the ramen
Step 4: ride home
Step 5: Cook
Step 6: ?????
Step 7: Profit

Fixed the steps. And bro, it's like 50 cents.
hopefully this is a reference to south park. if so then u get a virtual thug hug. Ramen is amazing. i hella want to try nates thing out
 

domd

Dom_Dalbert
my new recipe taste amazin


: cook the noodles in the microwave for 3 min take out then sprinkle some ground nutmeg ground black pepper chili powder curry powder and some hot sause then of coures the seasonsonings then stir let sit for 2 min the drain out broth water stuff then eat besure to add a little more water than normal
 
Spencer Moore said:
Alex Steadman said:
Tyler (UFF DA!) said:
razorfanatik54 said:
im so pissed ive never had ramen, my friends and family all say its incredible, but im so hungry right now and i could easily make it., but have none. DAMN!!!!!!!!!!
Step 1: ride to store
Step 2: Find ramen
Step 3: buy the ramen
Step 4: ride home
Step 5: Cook
Step 6: ?????
Step 7: Profit

Fixed the steps. And bro, it's like 50 cents.
hopefully this is a reference to south park. if so then u get a virtual thug hug. Ramen is amazing. i hella want to try nates thing out
dude the store that sewlls ramen (neartest) is 6 miles. i only have a scooter cuz my bike chains broken and cousin borrowed my skateboard, and 6 miles is a long way on a scooter.
 

domd

Dom_Dalbert
bull crap dude i live out in the country i ride my scooter into town almost every day and it take me about 25 min and my friend has to ride 6 miles but we ride in on a daliy basisc
 

Tylerr.

Super Moderator
Staff member
ive riddin six miles to one of my locals.
while i didnt get any sleep the night before.
and id ridden the whole day before.

but yes
ramen is worth any cost
 
i just got my braces off, so while i was at the orthodontist my mom picked up about 9 packages of ramen noodles. its the Frickin motherload!!!!!!!!!
 
Mike Montgomery said:
haha.
It is a long way. Some people are just more willing to ride the distance.
i get out of breath real easy. i have asthma, so 6 miles feels extra long. sorry 4 the dubpost. :| okay that didn't go well. i just made some and the noodles absorbed no flavor. all i got was hot noodles.
 

domd

Dom_Dalbert
BUMP this thread needs to stay alive

i have asthma to and mine is bad back in september last year i was in the hospital for a a week and 2 days cause of it so no excuses people come on
 

Steezeman

Administrator
Spencer Moore said:
Alex Steadman said:
Tyler (UFF DA!) said:
razorfanatik54 said:
im so pissed ive never had ramen, my friends and family all say its incredible, but im so hungry right now and i could easily make it., but have none. DAMN!!!!!!!!!!
Step 1: ride to store
Step 2: Find ramen
Step 3: buy the ramen
Step 4: ride home
Step 5: Cook
Step 6: ?????
Step 7: Profit

Fixed the steps. And bro, it's like 50 cents.
hopefully this is a reference to south park. if so then u get a virtual thug hug. Ramen is amazing. i hella want to try nates thing out

Uhh, no. I'm pretty sure what I'm referring to was before South Park.
 

ghost24

Member
Spencer Moore said:
Alex Steadman said:
Tyler (UFF DA!) said:
razorfanatik54 said:
im so pissed ive never had ramen, my friends and family all say its incredible, but im so hungry right now and i could easily make it., but have none. DAMN!!!!!!!!!!
Step 1: ride to store
Step 2: Find ramen
Step 3: buy the ramen
Step 4: ride home
Step 5: Cook
Step 6: ?????
Step 7: Profit

Fixed the steps. And bro, it's like 50 cents.
hopefully this is a reference to south park. if so then u get a virtual thug hug. Ramen is amazing. i hella want to try nates thing out

This is now about how much Spencer Moore fails at life and the internets.
 

qwxor

I got myself banned.
Basically what i do is just:

put the water on the stove

then put some soy sauce in just the water and basically make it soy sauce water

then when it starts boiling
put the brick in and pour terriyaki sauce over the noodles

and so the noodles are amazing and so is the water
 

Steezeman

Administrator
Austin Komlodi said:
Spencer Moore said:
Alex Steadman said:
Tyler (UFF DA!) said:
razorfanatik54 said:
im so pissed ive never had ramen, my friends and family all say its incredible, but im so hungry right now and i could easily make it., but have none. DAMN!!!!!!!!!!
Step 1: ride to store
Step 2: Find ramen
Step 3: buy the ramen
Step 4: ride home
Step 5: Cook
Step 6: ?????
Step 7: Profit

Fixed the steps. And bro, it's like 50 cents.
hopefully this is a reference to south park. if so then u get a virtual thug hug. Ramen is amazing. i hella want to try nates thing out

This is now about how much Spencer Moore fails at life and the internets.

Seriously Spencer, what the hell.
 

Chaseme37

Member
k you guys this is kind of a bump, but this needs to be heard:

nate grants recipe sounded soooo good. I got out of bed today and said "I'm making some Nate Grant ramen today". I threw on some underwear and went to work.

I threw the noodles in the boiling water. I went to my fridge to search for a replacement for soy sauce because I hate soy sauce. What I soon beheld was glorious to mine eyes: Lawry's Teriyaki sauce.

The noodles were finished. I immediately strained them, then returned them to the heat, as Nate Grant had instructed. I poured a generous portion of teriyaki all over the noodles, turning them a dark brown color. The smell was incomparable. I then proceeded to add the Chicken flavoring, then went to my cupboard to obtain the coveted brown sugar. A small gasp of horror escaped my mouth at the site I beheld. No brown sugar.

We are in the process of a move, and most everything in my sugar/spices cupboard had been packed away. Distraught, I returned to my pot of destined-to-be-maginficent noodles... what was I to do?

I took the noodles off the heat and transferred them to a suitable sized bowl. I went to the fridge to grab some cold butter. After stirring in the butter, I returned once again to the fridge to return the block to it's designated slot in the fridge door, then suddenly, a thin bottle caught my eye. It was a bottle of Honey Butter.

Had I gone mad? Was this a simple act of desperation due to the lack of brown sugar? I am not quite certain, but what I did know was that desperate times called for desperate measures. And the fate of the Ramen Noodles thread was in my hands.

I wielded the bottle of honey butter like a fully loaded magnum. I was a madman, and this small bottle was my chariot to hell. I popped the cap and squeezed the concoction into my noodles with no reserve, putting it all on the line. What was to become of this was known to no man.

I stirred, then took a bite.

All of the most glorious memories of my life came flooding back to me. I had never tasted something so beautiful in my entire life. The soothing aroma brought back all happiness, and the warm noodles aroused my taste buds in ways I had never dreamed possible. After only a few short bites, I fled to my laptop and began recounting this very tale in this thread, to share the news with the rest of the world.

Shortened Recipe:

Two packets Chicken flavored Ramen noodles
Lawry's Teriyaki sauce (with pineapple juice)
Cold butter
Honey Butter mixture

Boil the noodles, strain all the water then return noodles to heat, and quickly add enough Lawry's Teriyaki sauce to cover all the noodles. Then add both Chicken flavoring packets. Stir well. Transfer noodles to bowl. Add a few slices of cold butter and stir until melted. Squeeze a generous amount of Honey Butter all over the top, then mix in. Enjoy

I will be adding pictures to this post so you can see the bottles of sauce you will need.

Prepare to be mouth-effed.
 

Steven_T

Member
Chase.. you ever thought about being a writer..? Im a writer myself, and i can honestly say...I enjoyed reading that so much..lol. Fuucking epic tale. And im def. trying it out.
 
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