Ice cream sandwich: 1-2 scoops of ice cream sandwiched between two pieces of sourdough bread. Made that a while ago just for shits, I think I was cooked at the time too. Actually tasted pretty good though.
Also, bacon dipped in maple syrup, or maple-cooked bacon (you baste the bacon with maple syrup before you fry it) is the ----- seriously the best thing ever. I'm pretty sure almost everyone has tried this at one point without realizing it - when you have your bacon and waffles/pancakes side by side on your plate, and the syrup from the pancakes drips down and goes on your bacon, and you eat it anyway and go "hey, this tastes pretty fucking good". Has to be 100% legit maple syrup though.
Also I used to eat icing sugar straight up, and after a while of accidentally inhaling it while eating it and coughing powdery sugar all over my kitchen I started mixing it with a tiny bit of water so it was like half powder, half paste, and it was the best thing ever for a while. Then after I got bored of that I started taking a shotglass, filling it with maple syrup, and then just drinking it. But now my parents get pissed when all the maple syrup in the house started to disappear, so my thing now is to take a spoon, pour corn syrup on it, and just eat it.. I'm pretty much a meth addict when it comes to sugar..