justin ware
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Bear Grylls
M3MB3R
No black jokes guys. Keep it women jokes.
Dustin Nooner
Super queer.
not allowed here. keep these women jokes coming i get the fattest kick out of them hahah
Bear Grylls
M3MB3R
Why did God give Women legs?
Answer: So they wouldn't leave slug trails.
why are women like photocopier machines?
other than reproducing, they're pretty much useless.
why cant women go in the living room?
the chain is'nt long enough.
Why does Beyonce say, "to the left to the left"? cause women have no rights .
Q. What is a woman?
A. Something you lay on while you are having a hump.
Want to hear a joke?
I watched the WNBA yesterday
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer?
Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
What do women and Slinkies have in common?
Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.
A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to see what the engine had. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
“There’s no way they can catch a BMW,” he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, then 100, and finally reality hit him and he knew he shouldn’t run from the police, so he slowed down and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. “It’s been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”
The guy thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.”
“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer and he walked away.
Answer: So they wouldn't leave slug trails.
why are women like photocopier machines?
other than reproducing, they're pretty much useless.
why cant women go in the living room?
the chain is'nt long enough.
Why does Beyonce say, "to the left to the left"? cause women have no rights .
Q. What is a woman?
A. Something you lay on while you are having a hump.
Want to hear a joke?
I watched the WNBA yesterday
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer?
Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
What do women and Slinkies have in common?
Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.
A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to see what the engine had. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
“There’s no way they can catch a BMW,” he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, then 100, and finally reality hit him and he knew he shouldn’t run from the police, so he slowed down and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. “It’s been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”
The guy thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.”
“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer and he walked away.
BrandonWeir
Steel Member
^^lmfao
BrandonWeir
Steel Member
Lmao
Bear Grylls
M3MB3R
Hahahaha
BrandonWeir
Steel Member
So I went to a female-only parking lot today, and thought I would take a picture for you guys to see:
Joe Trainer
Member
lmfao^^
BrandonWeir
Steel Member
If I haven't said this already, this should go in classics.
suck my stick
I got myself banned.
u mean she
