women jokes.

[Jossy]

haha. a man finds a genie and the genie says: i will grant you three wishes but whatever you get, your wife gets double.
so the man says: i would like a big house.
very well says the genie but your wife gets double.
next the man says: i want a nice car.
the genie says: very well but your wife gets two.
then the man says: beat me half to death.
hahahahahahahaha

 

[justin ware]

haha. a man finds a genie and the genie says: i will grant you three wishes but whatever you get, your wife gets double.
so the man says: i would like a big house.
very well says the genie but your wife gets double.
next the man says: i want a nice car.
the genie says: very well but your wife gets two.
then the man says: beat me half to death.
hahahahahahahaha

hahahaha soooo good

 

[Michael Rankin]

Why are womens' feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the oven.

What is a women's point of view?
The kitchen window.

Here's a riddle: A man runs over his wife with his car. Who's fault is it?
The husband's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
She's a woman.

Women drivers, no survivors.

Sorry if any of these are reposts, i saw the thread and couldn't help myself.

 

[Kroto]

How do you know if your wife's dead?
the sex is the same but the dishes are starting to pile up.

 

[Zaηe]

My girl told me I was insensitive and should see things from a women’s point of view, so i looked out the kitchen window.


3 bitches are in a car, one bitch gets out. Why the fuck arnt they in the kitchen?

 

[risser]

Today, my teacher asked this chick in my class what the main food groups are. She said: cum and sandwiches. Bitch knows her place.

 

[Zaηe]

MLIB noah.

 

[BrandonWeir]

Today, my teacher asked this chick in my class what the main food groups are. She said: cum and sandwiches. Bitch knows her place.

Hahaha thats hella funny