Your Fml

[ConnorD]

I ate shit today on an air and messed up my shoulder, went home, realized my watch wasn't working right, got yelled at for being 45 mins late for dinner, then got told to go do some errands before i could eat, and it was perfectly sunny and nice out, and then a second later, it started raining. about ten mins before i got back, it started pouring and there was thunder and everything. then i got home and it turns out i was having tofu for dinner. oh and then i had homework to do.
FML.

 

[Evan.]

I have an egg made of bruise and laceration on my shin that keeps getting hit by everything on the planet.

 

[Bear Grylls]

First day of school today and found out all my classes are filled with douchebags

mines filled with a bunch of nerds

 

[Dustin Nooner]

pretty sure one of my ex's is on a porn site..FML hahahahh

 

[Bear Grylls]

LINK ME NOONER NOW hahhaha

 

[Zaηe]

hahahahahahaha nooner hahahaaaa

 

[Jacob Alexander]

witch site? redtube
pornhub
xtube
youporn
youjizz
xvideos
xhamster
adaywithapornstar.com
boobs.com
tube8
sextube
extremevidz
potty.org

so many, how are we supposedto guess nooner?

 

[justin ware]

probly all haha

 

[Jacob Alexander]

Whats her name?
address
number
zip
bra size?
what des she do most tuesday's and
any chance she has blue waffle?
im crossing my fingers

 

[tylerbillman]

^^^ FYL, you should be banned for that.

 

[brian amato]

I ate shit today on an air and messed up my shoulder, went home, realized my watch wasn't working right, got yelled at for being 45 mins late for dinner, then got told to go do some errands before i could eat, and it was perfectly sunny and nice out, and then a second later, it started raining. about ten mins before i got back, it started pouring and there was thunder and everything. then i got home and it turns out i was having tofu for dinner. oh and then i had homework to do.
FML.

that all happened because you wore a watch. there's no doubt thats what it was if you wore it to the park.

 

[Zaηe]

^^^ FYL, you should be banned for that.

i think he was?

 

[greg m]

got bad grades in trouble cant ride my scooter

 

[Noah Fraley]

broke 3 decks dehubbed two eagles and broke two stok wheels in 2 months

 

[Jacob Alexander]

snapped my lucky, and destroyed 2 metal cores in 1 trick

 

[risser]

I sharted myself while bombing a hill awhile ago. Remember that SeanK???????

 

[greg m]

I sharted myself while bombing a hill awhile ago. Remember that SeanK???????

like no joke?

 

[risser]

for real. Ask WillRosati, or SeanK. it was horrible

 

[greg m]

for real. Ask WillRosati, or SeanK. it was horrible

hahahahha what the fuck!!!!
im so confused atr what happened? lol

 

[risser]

we were riding to this spot and on the way theres a ton of hills so we were bombing them and I was ripping ass the whole way there. So anyway were goin down this one hill so I decided to casually fart and I sharted hardcore hahahaha it was so sad