Yo, this is the place that you come to if your feeling a bit down or just want a laugh!
I'll start,
Why did the baker have smelly fingers?
Cus he "needed" a poo.
Its funny cus bakers knead bread! Lol Fail.
I actually really like that! Are they mgp size are are you using an extra long shim? Anyway I hope the big possibility turns out to be a reality. Good luck!