Amazing.

[Isaac Coy]

Suck mah pixie dick ya chubby coon

 

[issac miller]

i'll RUPTURE YOUR FUCKING ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK!

 

[Isaac Coy]

I'll RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT

 

[issac miller]

LET'S GO RIGHT NOW! Bring it on YA LITTLE WANK!!!!!

 

[issac miller]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceJ_DeT-c3M

 

[Ryanscoot]

I still don't see anything on the video

 

[Isaac Coy]

I still don't see anything on the video

you have a small penis. thats why.

 

[issac miller]

I still don't see anything on the video

i can see it. and I'M 53 YEARS OLD!!!!!

 

[Isaac Coy]

i can see it. and I'M 53 YEARS OLD!!!!!

nuff said.

 

[issac miller]

who's "nuff" and what did he say???

 

[Isaac Coy]

who's "nuff" and what did he say???

"nuff" is my pet ass, and he said that issac cant splooge into a cup 4 feet away.

 

[issac miller]

well sawry. i have such a long and flimsy penis that i just cannot aim with it.

 

[Isaac Coy]

well sawry. i have such a long and flimsy penis that i just cannot aim with it.

you know how to fix that? duct tape a rabbit's foot to ur dick.
then drive a grenade up ur ass and try to shit it out before it blows.
then drilldo a possum.
then eat the possum's gal bladder.
then piss out a bull frog.
fuck the bullfrog.

 

[Mickey G.]

This is the weirdest thread ever, It doesn't even make sense

 

[issac miller]

that process is too long and tedious. why not just duct tape the rabbits foot to the penis, skip the grenade, drilldo the possum with the rabbit on the penis, have the rabbit eat the gall bladder, and piss out the bullfrog and fuck it.

 

[Isaac Coy]

that process is too long and tedious. why not just duct tape the rabbits foot to the penis, skip the grenade, drilldo the possum with the rabbit on the penis, have the rabbit eat the gall bladder, and piss out the bullfrog and fuck it.

no no no. thatll piss the spirits off.

you gotta lay in a coffin.
masturbate with sandpaper, 55 grain.
get a bamboo splinter and poke ur ass until you bleed.
use the blood as a antidote for the common cold.
fuck a mango; ripe.
skin a black bear and use the hide as a cum wipe.
buy a big block of salt, piss on it, and call life alert.

ive fallen, and i cant get up.

 

[Ryanscoot]

Naaahh, you got it all wrong. Ya gotta do it street style.
So you take a koala.
Literally beat the shit out of him.
Take the shit and jam it down a 341.135268 pound persons vagina.
It'll take about 39 minutes to bake.
The last step is having a three way with a panda and a sea lion.
I hope you liked my tutorial.

 

[matr!]

Haha this is the biggest spam thread I have ever seen. Fucking kiddies play

 

[Kroto]

Hi im Kroto, im going to teach you how to get hot girls eating banana's (with pics)

FIRST OF ALL YOU NEED TO PLANT IT ( YES A BANANA TREE)

Care for it and it will reward you trust me look what i found in my garden

There's now 2 in my garden

 

[Nick Griffin <3]

this is officially the best thread ever