ASK PARRISH anything

parrish

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This is in lieu of Dustin Nooner's old "Ask Dustin Nooner ANYTHING" thread. I thought it would be fun. If you think its lame thats probably cause you're lame or a lot cooler than me. Either way ask me questions.
 

parrish

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Zach I think you mean board hard 270s...uhh you have to like get the rail between your feet you have to be 100% locked in and then you like of have to shove your hips to the side of your front foot and swing that bitch around.
Alex, they are like that because MGP spilled a bunch of blue paint in there..........
Kyrin, I don't know jack shit about DSLRs, especially for filming, I like the Lumix line the most I think though. If you're asking me by a TRV-900 or TRV-950, film with it for a year or so, then buy a DVX, GL2, or VX.
 

Hep Greg

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if you had the power to permanently change ONE thing about the world, and it would change immediately upon your wishing, but only ONE aspect of the world... what would it be?
 

zach poon

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Zach I think you mean board hard 270s...uhh you have to like get the rail between your feet you have to be 100% locked in and then you like of have to shove your hips to the side of your front foot and swing that bitch around.
Alex, they are like that because MGP spilled a bunch of blue paint in there..........
Kyrin, I don't know jack shit about DSLRs, especially for filming, I like the Lumix line the most I think though. If you're asking me by a TRV-900 or TRV-950, film with it for a year or so, then buy a DVX, GL2, or VX.
oh shit, this is a tight ass thread
 

parrish

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Greg I would change the fact that I could only change one thing to being able to change a bunch of shit. But if thats against the rules I'd implement a lottery that people would have to sign up for to be able to have children, lets say one out of every 50,000 can have children. Birth control is subsidized by the government, people who have illegal children are put into work camps where they farm organic food to be given away for free, and their children are given to responsible people chosen out of those in the lottery. Sounds like some Brave New World/1984/Fahrenheit 451 shit I know but it would solve the overpopulation problem in a few decades and we would be able to handle all of our other problems without having to worry about feeding seven billion people.
Gerrit the answer is gonna be an essay pretty much I'll try to get to that within the next day or two hopefully.
Anton I don't think so
Zach yes I think if you're scootering (and trying to get laid) for the right reasons than scootering will help you get more in touch with yourself and meet a person who really works for you because you are more in tune with yourself. But if you scooter to try to make it a thing about competition, and just fuck girls for your ego and to bust a nut, than first of all you need to re-evaluate a lot of shit, but the ego landing tricks your friends get will probably help you take advantage of drunken 14 year-olds. My girlfriend is fucking wonderful and she loves coming to the skatepark with me.
Ben you already know my Xtreme is coming in the mail from Inward.
 

zach poon

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Greg I would change the fact that I could only change one thing to being able to change a bunch of shit. But if thats against the rules I'd implement a lottery that people would have to sign up for to be able to have children, lets say one out of every 50,000 can have children. Birth control is subsidized by the government, people who have illegal children are put into work camps where they farm organic food to be given away for free, and their children are given to responsible people chosen out of those in the lottery. Sounds like some Brave New World/1984/Fahrenheit 451 shit I know but it would solve the overpopulation problem in a few decades and we would be able to handle all of our other problems without having to worry about feeding seven billion people.
Gerrit the answer is gonna be an essay pretty much I'll try to get to that within the next day or two hopefully.
Anton I don't think so
Zach yes I think if you're scootering (and trying to get laid) for the right reasons than scootering will help you get more in touch with yourself and meet a person who really works for you because you are more in tune with yourself. But if you scooter to try to make it a thing about competition, and just fuck girls for your ego and to bust a nut, than first of all you need to re-evaluate a lot of shit, but the ego landing tricks your friends get will probably help you take advantage of drunken 14 year-olds. My girlfriend is fucking wonderful and she loves coming to the skatepark with me.
Ben you already know my Xtreme is coming in the mail from Inward.
so basically if i wanna get laid do the exact opposite of Jeremy mallot? Sick!
 

parrish

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Zach No, I don't. That shit is fucking whack, you could be drawing, writing, painting, walking, fingerboarding, making music, don't give me the you're tired or hurt excuse that you can't ride because there is a shitload more you can do with your life than play video games. You are wasting your fucking life with that shit, if you're bored as a HUMAN FUCKING BEING, THE GREATEST MIRACLE EVER, and think you're bored because you live in a shithole town or whatever, you are a fucking ignorant idiot. There is so much you can do with so little, it just takes time and practice, just like learning to ride your scooter.
Gerrit
why are gmos bad
OKAY SO THREE MAIN REASONS:
1. human health
2. politics
3. unknown factors,

1.
So there are a lot of bad things about GMOs for human health. A lot of them really do have less nutrients than their real counterparts, and most of the genetic modification doesn't do things like add nutrients. Actually, the most common genetic modification is the addition of a bacteria known as Bacillus Thuringiensis, or BT. BT is added as a pest control for the plants, and is also used as an organic pesticide, and in the quantities it is used in in organic farming it does not have a negative effect on humans. In the Genetically Modified crops though, the concentrations are three to five thousand times higher than the concentrations in the organic pesticides. Oh yeah, you wanna know how the pesticide works? It literally melts the bugs stomachs. Thats just scratching the surface do some more fucking research if you want to.

2.
Monsanto is fucked. If you want to google images "monsanto government ties" and then google the shit that comes up in those charts/Venn diagrams and see if its true, you'd get really freaked out, seeing that Monsanto controls between sixty and seventy percent of US food. Monsanto also decides that no farmers can reuse their seeds, and must buy new ones each year; if you haven't bought Monsanto seeds in the past year and they find Monsanto crops growing on your land, they will fucking sue you; even if the seeds blew into your field from another nearby farm. Yes, that is right, if the fucking wind blows seeds from another farm into your field, and you are an organic farmer, you will get fucking sued. This has happened tons of times, again, fact check me, I fucking dare you. This makes it nearly impossible for organic farmers to grow in places where the best farming conditions are, because they will loose their farms to a lawsuit with Monsanto. Fortunately, I don't think my home state of Vermont would let that shit fly. We are now becoming the first state in the nation to make GMO labeling required. Monsanto has threatened to sue the fuck out of us like every other state that has tried to do so in the past, but we are the first to stand our ground. Why the fuck would they be so worried about people even knowing that their shit was in their food? Like what the fuck? There are so many more layers of corruption I can't get into, I'm sure your own research will prove me right and then some.

3.
WE ARE FUCKING WITH THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF LIFE. Do you know what DNA is? DNA is the shit that tells you, me, and every other living thing on this planet how to fucking exist. Whether you want to call me a hippy or not, this planet is a living being, just as you are. The universe is full of planets and stars, planets are full of organisms, organisms are full of cells, cells are full of atoms, atoms are full of protons electrons and neutrons, and those are made of Gluons and Quarks. Being a living being, its plants are similar to the proteins which allow our bodies to function. Altering these essential building blocks may change the world in ways we cannot forsee. Remember, fucking DNA.

If you fact check any of this I guarantee you will not only believe me, but be scared as fuck at what is happening to the world's food supply and how much of it is in the hands of such a small group of humans.
 

thealexbuffery

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Zach No, I don't. That shit is fucking whack, you could be drawing, writing, painting, walking, fingerboarding, making music, don't give me the you're tired or hurt excuse that you can't ride because there is a shitload more you can do with your life than play video games. You are wasting your fucking life with that shit, if you're bored as a HUMAN FUCKING BEING, THE GREATEST MIRACLE EVER, and think you're bored because you live in a shithole town or whatever, you are a fucking ignorant idiot. There is so much you can do with so little, it just takes time and practice, just like learning to ride your scooter.
but dewd its in tha xgaems !!!
 
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