Aussie General Thread?

[Hayydennn]

yes yes indeed

 

[JamieBowe]

Omg shq. :
no poon from gf.
bad luck.
going bay this long weekend?
Me :
what the fuck are you talking about?
Omg shq. :
SR.
made it public that you and gf are not getting it on.
Me :
God, They need to put you on the development team for sex to.

 

[Jason]

Your scooter may be epic now Hayden. But soon enough... hehehehe.

 

[Hayydennn]

this conversation will continue after i investigate further crimes and crime related things.

 

[JarradSmith]

k.

 

[Hayydennn]

it has come to my attention that christian is a crime, youknow, a criminal.
conversation shal now continue on the terms that christian is a criminal and jamie is not getting anythign from his girlfriend.

 

[JamieBowe]

He did last night (H), Last condom =/ =(

 

[Hayydennn]

i could give you one of mine? ikeep them in my locker at school. im not responsible for unwanted pregnancy.

 

[Hayydennn]

i could give you one of mine? ikeep them in my locker at school. im not responsible for unwanted pregnancy.

 

[richa-se04w]

i got new blue boxers, and now my dick is blue

 

[JamieBowe]

Maybe your foreskin got caught in your zipper and lost circulation?

 

[TomHiette]

Pretty sure Boxers dont have Zippers jamie

 

[JamieBowe]

BUT PANTS DO.

 

[TomHiette]

Indeed they do.

 

[richa-se04w]

i dont wear pants to bed fool

 

[TomHiette]

Who the fuck would wear pants to bed.
Unless your drunk and rock up home and pass out on your bed.

 

[Manzie]

Some bitch took the I Hate Burman hat at a party last night...
Pretty bummed.

 

[bennyharradine]

Some bitch took the I Hate Burman hat at a party last night...
Pretty bummed.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TomHiette]

Ahhh Damm Jackson.
Hunt her Down!!

 

[James Scown]

how do you go to bed dead