Aussie General Thread?
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bennyharradine
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woah im fukked aye.
woke up this morning in some tiny room with 2 of my mates and like 7 other chicks.
then i put my hand in my hoody pouch and wat do u know...i pull out a fukking fire extinguisher...i dont even remember how i got it,i also have a garden knome aswell..i look over at my mate and his sleeping with his arm over a mail box.i dunno were the fukk he got it from,my other mate has a garden rake next to him..i walk outside and theres a pool in the backyard with shovels and fukking empty extra dry bottles in it and shitt..i vividly remember throwing heaps of shit in the pool.
i look at my phone its like 3 in the morning.my mates come out like a few minutes later saying holy shit...i dont beleive i stole a mailbox...then 2 of the chicks come out saying one of them lost her ipod and my mate said he saw some guy at the party earlier grabing an ipod showing it to his mate and walking out....
so we found out who this guy is cause my mate told these chicks what he looked like and there like.OH MY FUKKIN GOODD IMA WALK TO HIS HOSUE AND GET MY FUKKING IPOD OFF THAT RAT CUNT.
so my mates are goin back to bed and half the others are like passed out.and these 2 chicks at 3 in the morning (they were drunk so had no clue wat they were doing and so was i)are going off to find this guy.which aparently is a realy big guy to go and yell at him and get there ipod back.anyway i thought something would happen to these 2 chicks if tehre gona go walk around at 3 in the morning so i wen got one of my mates and we went with them to get this ipod.
turns out teh house is about 5 km walk.....but these chicks were determined to get her ipod back.so after like 2 hours we finaly get there and they knock on the door and his mum answers.there like."umm does tom live here because he stole my ipod."his mum goes...."OH MY FUKKING GOD NOT AGAIN!"
she walks off and pulls this big bloke pajamas and all up to the door by his fukking ear from wat i remember lol!and his got the ipod and his like.oh im sorry i found it in a park.i just picked it up.and gives it back to the chick.the chick slaps him and his mum like goes crazy so we havto like hold this crazy bogan white trash mum back from these chick and then....mr big man of the house comes out...with a bat 2.so we hadto leg it..
in the end we got her ipod back and kept the mailbox,garden knome and fire extinguisher.
yeah.some queer night lol..
i was bored so i thought ide share that with all of u....
WOW THAT WAS A BIG MOTHER FUKKING POST!
woke up this morning in some tiny room with 2 of my mates and like 7 other chicks.
then i put my hand in my hoody pouch and wat do u know...i pull out a fukking fire extinguisher...i dont even remember how i got it,i also have a garden knome aswell..i look over at my mate and his sleeping with his arm over a mail box.i dunno were the fukk he got it from,my other mate has a garden rake next to him..i walk outside and theres a pool in the backyard with shovels and fukking empty extra dry bottles in it and shitt..i vividly remember throwing heaps of shit in the pool.
i look at my phone its like 3 in the morning.my mates come out like a few minutes later saying holy shit...i dont beleive i stole a mailbox...then 2 of the chicks come out saying one of them lost her ipod and my mate said he saw some guy at the party earlier grabing an ipod showing it to his mate and walking out....
so we found out who this guy is cause my mate told these chicks what he looked like and there like.OH MY FUKKIN GOODD IMA WALK TO HIS HOSUE AND GET MY FUKKING IPOD OFF THAT RAT CUNT.
so my mates are goin back to bed and half the others are like passed out.and these 2 chicks at 3 in the morning (they were drunk so had no clue wat they were doing and so was i)are going off to find this guy.which aparently is a realy big guy to go and yell at him and get there ipod back.anyway i thought something would happen to these 2 chicks if tehre gona go walk around at 3 in the morning so i wen got one of my mates and we went with them to get this ipod.
turns out teh house is about 5 km walk.....but these chicks were determined to get her ipod back.so after like 2 hours we finaly get there and they knock on the door and his mum answers.there like."umm does tom live here because he stole my ipod."his mum goes...."OH MY FUKKING GOD NOT AGAIN!"
she walks off and pulls this big bloke pajamas and all up to the door by his fukking ear from wat i remember lol!and his got the ipod and his like.oh im sorry i found it in a park.i just picked it up.and gives it back to the chick.the chick slaps him and his mum like goes crazy so we havto like hold this crazy bogan white trash mum back from these chick and then....mr big man of the house comes out...with a bat 2.so we hadto leg it..
in the end we got her ipod back and kept the mailbox,garden knome and fire extinguisher.
yeah.some queer night lol..
i was bored so i thought ide share that with all of u....
WOW THAT WAS A BIG MOTHER FUKKING POST!
bennyharradine
Member
yeah...were saving the fire extinguisher for next saturday night lol..
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