BEST. TIMEKILLING WEBSITE. EVER.

[chrisisafoo]

im asking everyone for noods now cause its really funny to see their reaction

omg that is the best idea EVER! i bet i can get some

 

[JDBen]

lol yeah there's nothing to lose

 

[demo]

i got some goooddd noodz

 

[chrisisafoo]

i found some weird people lol

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You:

Stranger: do you ever get the wierd message saying "you are tlaking to a pedophile?"
You: lol no.....
You: but id be happy to rape you
Stranger: oh nvm. hhshaha
You: ....lol
Stranger: girl or boy? =]
You: boy
You: you?
Stranger: girl
You: nudes?
You: lol
You: I NEED NUDES

Stranger: yeah
You: YAY!

You: your hot right?
Stranger: 5 feet, 105 pounds
Stranger: blue eyes
Stranger: dark brown hair
You: nice
You: send me sum nudes

Stranger: how about some videos?
You: better
Stranger: i want you to work for em
You: ..how?

Stranger: you got any?
You: maybe
You: i got some of my 8 year old son
You: u weanna see?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


this one was funny as hell

 

[chrisisafoo]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger:
You: ?
Stranger: i am sad
You: why?
Stranger: i
Stranger: just
Stranger: realized
Stranger: i
Stranger: am
Stranger: gay
You: SWEET

You: me 2
Stranger: no way!! u make me feel better stranger.
You: lol
You: wanna have sum butt sex?
Stranger: lol i think i need it. it would make me feel better.
You: i live in cali, u?
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: ME
Stranger: TOO
You: city?
Stranger: sorry i just got really hyper there. umm burbank.
You: ME 2
You: i live right over by the mall
Stranger: R U EFFIN SERIOUS? we should meet lol tho not rlly
You: no?
Stranger: well i hardly know you.
You: yeah....but i want some butt sex bad
Stranger: how long have u been gay?
You: ever since i can remember
You: maybe u can hook up with me and my boy

Stranger: lol that would be hot.
You: lol
You: yeah
Stranger: i really like this boy though. i'm afraid to tell him.
You: is he gay?
Stranger: i think he's bi.
You: think?
You: if hes not your screwed lol
Stranger: i know. i mean i've seen him kiss girls but at this party once he almost made out with me.
You: o dam
You: why am i talking to you?
You: im not gay
You: you queer
You: GOD DAM YOU

You: you creep me out
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: lol
You: r u rly gay?

Stranger: psh no. i dont live in cali either.
You: haha i do but npoot in burbank
You: not*
You: dam this was weird as fuck lol
Stranger: i live in las vegas
Stranger: lol it was
You: lol
You: now wut...
You: u still wanna have that butt sex?
Stranger: hmm i dunno. maybe? lol
You: haha
You: well im gonna go rape my couzin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Chandler Hab]

You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are you?
You: good
You: u
Stranger: fine lol, m or f?
You: male
Stranger: myspace or facebook?
You: nahh
Stranger: lamee haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[IsaacEdmonds2]

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: my name is corey winard, wanna have sex?
Stranger: no ty
You: why not?
Stranger: got a headache

This actully happened......

 

[Zaηe]

classic thread.

 

[Chandler Hab]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahaaha

 

[Chandler Hab]

Stranger: im josh im 17 and gay
You: im 14 and straight
Stranger: m or f
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[harris]

Stranger: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| spread this abra uses teleport
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[chrisisafoo]

it took me a little to figure out the pic lol

 

[sax]

Stranger: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| spread this abra uses teleport
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahahahahaha

 

[JDBen]

it's so clever how people do that

 

[James Scown]

Stranger: hi
You: penis
Stranger: man
You: vagina
Stranger: woman
You: smell my fishy moot
Stranger: virgin
You: ya fuckin gheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy kunt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[me1]

"abra uses teleport" at random times is just awesome

You: guy?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you?
You: girl
Stranger: ok
You: age?
Stranger: how old?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: 25
You: im 19 =)
Stranger: what kind of conversation are you looking for?
You: im kind of horny
Stranger: mmm good
Stranger: tell me what turns you on
You: i like bigggg things, in ALL my holes
Stranger is typing...
You: Abra uses teleport

Great example

 

[schuhman524]

i talked to this girl that claimed she was the pornstar sara jay
it was quite funny
also i talked to a guy and he was like
" a wild abra appears"
and yea

 

[chrisisafoo]

what do u mean abra uses teleport?

i dun get it haha

 

[scootsteve]

abra, the pokemon uses teleport to get from one place to another.

in battle , when abra does this he will flee the battle, meaning you cant beat him :/

so its reflects the pokemon battle thing haha

lmao

You: heyy
Stranger: hey
You: how are youu?
Stranger: im gud and u
You: im great thanks
Stranger: are you a guy or girl
You: both
Stranger: lol seriously?
You: yeah
You: why?
Stranger: just asking
You: ok lol
Stranger: so whats your age
You: 42
Stranger: wow you double my age
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[me1]

I pulled off being matt from alaska with this girl AND got nudes, which were 100% real because she had a sign that said, for matt from alaska. Like hand written. She was greek and absolutly banging.