blunt scooters?
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Steele.M
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mitchwashere53
Mitch Baldry
cmon guys dont say negative stuff about this guy, he has his veiws on the things he wants to buy with his money he has worked hard for. hes obviously also sticking to his word as he didnt let his son take the bars. so in a way i have respect for this guy and he obviously knows his shit in whatever he does, but in some cases imported goods are just as good as aussie made. peace
Blunt Scooters
Member
Hey guys easy, Mr Enders is aloud to have his own opinion.
Anyway...moving on.
Guess we have pair of Candy's up for grabs... I'll award them to the person that makes me laugh the hardest with the funniest post...
Go
Anyway...moving on.
Guess we have pair of Candy's up for grabs... I'll award them to the person that makes me laugh the hardest with the funniest post...
Go
Steele.M
Bronze member
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
this is my joke or whateva
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
this is my joke or whateva
BrentBourne
Member
Blind man walks past the fish market and says, Good morning lady's.
And..
And..
(1) My neighbours, the two 25 year old blonde lesbians next door, asked me what i would like for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they gave me a new rolex.
It was very nice of them but i think the misunderstood me when i said "I wanna watch"
(2) There were 100 nuns in a church and the head nun walked in and said that they found a condom in the bushes. 99 nuns laugh and 1 nun says "hehehehe"
She says that the condom was used 99 nuns laugh and 1 nun says "hehehehe"
Finally she says that the condom had a hole in it 99 nuns say "hehehe" and 1 nun says "ohhhhhhh"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” LOL
I was quite surprised when they gave me a new rolex.
It was very nice of them but i think the misunderstood me when i said "I wanna watch"
(2) There were 100 nuns in a church and the head nun walked in and said that they found a condom in the bushes. 99 nuns laugh and 1 nun says "hehehehe"
She says that the condom was used 99 nuns laugh and 1 nun says "hehehehe"
Finally she says that the condom had a hole in it 99 nuns say "hehehe" and 1 nun says "ohhhhhhh"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” LOL
KNOX LOCAL
Member
this is kind of embarrasing, but like 3 weeks ago me and a couple of mates went to this party. (we're 15) most of the people there were around 17 to 18, any way everyone was gettin pretty drunk, then this little nerdy guy started smashin glass bottles on the floor, tryin to be kool, he did it a couple of times, then this huge guy comes up and is like 'DO IT AGAIN KUNT AND DROP YOU!" so the nerdy kids like "ok, im sorry". then a car outside beeps its horn. so every one looked out there, and while they were distracted, my mate grabbed a plate and threw it on the floor, then sprinted out of the room. everyone turned around and thought it was the nerdy guy, so that huge guy grabbed him, dragged him outside. and beat the absolute shit out of him! fuck it was funny.
also later on that night, me and this chick were blind drunk, we hooked up a couple lf times. then she's like, do you want me to give you head? and im like hell YEAH! so she fully undoes my belt and zippar ONLY with her mouth, then pulls down my briefs,
also later on that night, me and this chick were blind drunk, we hooked up a couple lf times. then she's like, do you want me to give you head? and im like hell YEAH! so she fully undoes my belt and zippar ONLY with her mouth, then pulls down my briefs,
KNOX LOCAL
Member
and starts sucking. then heard her make this weird gagging noise. and i look down, and she spued all over my dick!
my first sexual encounter too!
my first sexual encounter too!
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Damn I'm desperate for them bars, even though I won't get them. I tried so hard, I even typed google into my browser...
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Damn I'm desperate for them bars, even though I won't get them. I tried so hard, I even typed google into my browser...
Blunt Scooters
Member
Hahahahah Punchsat you got it man... The God joke got it..
Knox, rude but also funny... so ill send you some bars too..
Once again, make use its cool with your Mum and Dad (just dont let your dad to get on your account and tell me off) send me your info at bluntscooters@gmail.com
hahah thanks for everyone that wrote something... made a pretty crap day good.
Blunt
Knox, rude but also funny... so ill send you some bars too..
Once again, make use its cool with your Mum and Dad (just dont let your dad to get on your account and tell me off) send me your info at bluntscooters@gmail.com
hahah thanks for everyone that wrote something... made a pretty crap day good.
Blunt
KNOX LOCAL
Member
thanx heaps dude! sorry to hear about your shitty day though. sending my info to ya now. :]
nitroRCs
Member
Can i please have a quick go PLEASE! I want some bars too 
I need some. Please take this into consideration ???
Alittle boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the WorkingClass.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night,! He hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back tobed
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'
I need some. Please take this into consideration ???Alittle boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the WorkingClass.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night,! He hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back tobed
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'
nitroRCs
Member
I got another one:
A woman applying for a job at a Queensland lemon grove seemed to be
far too qualified for the job.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; have you had
any actual experience in picking lemons?"
She replied: "I've been divorced three times and I voted for Rudd.
A woman applying for a job at a Queensland lemon grove seemed to be
far too qualified for the job.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; have you had
any actual experience in picking lemons?"
She replied: "I've been divorced three times and I voted for Rudd.
nitroRCs
Member
Another one lol:
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
Theres a bus of ugly people, and the bus crashes and all the ugly people die.
As they go up to heaven, there all really angry at god because he made them ugly and then killed them all, so he agrees to give them all one wish.
They all line up and god says to the first, "whats your wish?". This guy thinks for a bit, and says "i wish i was beautiful", and god makes it so and he goes up to heaven.
The people behind the guy hear this, and the next person asks to be beautiful too, and the next person, and the next person. This continues till about halfway down the line, when the guy at the back of the line starts crying with laughter, and he keeps laughing until everyone has asked to be beautiful and its his turn for a wish. God is very curious and says " whats your wish?", the man says, "you really wanna know my wish?" "yes" "make 'em all fucking ugly again!".
Cmon dude, i really need new bars. <3, and i wrote this, not copy and paste.
As they go up to heaven, there all really angry at god because he made them ugly and then killed them all, so he agrees to give them all one wish.
They all line up and god says to the first, "whats your wish?". This guy thinks for a bit, and says "i wish i was beautiful", and god makes it so and he goes up to heaven.
The people behind the guy hear this, and the next person asks to be beautiful too, and the next person, and the next person. This continues till about halfway down the line, when the guy at the back of the line starts crying with laughter, and he keeps laughing until everyone has asked to be beautiful and its his turn for a wish. God is very curious and says " whats your wish?", the man says, "you really wanna know my wish?" "yes" "make 'em all fucking ugly again!".
Cmon dude, i really need new bars. <3, and i wrote this, not copy and paste.
alfie wisker
Steel Member
Can i please have a quick go PLEASE! I want some bars too
Alittle boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the WorkingClass.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night,! He hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back tobed
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'
dude that was pretty funny that was the best out of all of them i think