richa-se04w
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chuck norris only wanks over pictures of chuck norris
Chuck Norris Jokes.
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JarradSmith
Jarrad Smith (Gen Y)
Omg lololololol
From lovegays
I'm at Jawwads house :O
From lovegays
I'm at Jawwads house :O
redline582
Member
Once Chuck Norris was declined a sundae from mcdonalds because it was 10:00 am, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a wendys.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris doesn�t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris doesn�t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
johnscoots
Mr Kool :)
if superman and the flash raced to the flash raced to the end of space who would win ??? Chuck Norris
JarradSmith
Jarrad Smith (Gen Y)
Hahahahahahahahahhaha
gerkin of honour
Member
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. (my fav)
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris� hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
just a few i know
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. (my fav)
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris� hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
just a few i know
ashz893scootys
Member
chuck norris can eat chinese food with a fork
Billie Rainbow
Silver Member
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold
Billie Rainbow
Silver Member
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
kurt warren
Member
chuck norris doesnt read-he stares the book down until it gives him the information he wants
if you have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars chuck norris has more money.
chuck norris can piss his name in concrete.
chuck norris can find the corner in a circle room
chuck norris once had sex in a car and some of his sperm went into the fuel tank. that car is known as optimu prime.
chuck norris can set an ant on fire with a magnifine glass at night time
chuck norris is the reason no one can find wally
chuck norris has been to mars before thats why there are no signs of life
they once made chuck norris toilet paper it wouldnt but it wouldnt take shit from no body
chuck norris can piss his name in concrete.
chuck norris can find the corner in a circle room
chuck norris once had sex in a car and some of his sperm went into the fuel tank. that car is known as optimu prime.
chuck norris can set an ant on fire with a magnifine glass at night time
chuck norris is the reason no one can find wally
chuck norris has been to mars before thats why there are no signs of life
they once made chuck norris toilet paper it wouldnt but it wouldnt take shit from no body
ryanlovegays
Ryan Lovegays
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
ryanlovegays
Ryan Lovegays
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
ryanlovegays
Ryan Lovegays
When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a Chuck Norris, you stop, drop, and die.
ryanlovegays
Ryan Lovegays
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.