Chuck Norris

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5 posts in a row!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that like a new record for like most posts in a row. oh wait that title was taken by chuck norris when he was trying to spell his roundhouse kick.
 

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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
 
KC did it like 3 months ago to back up matt pate, i remember because boner made a funny smartass comment after going whoo hoo go kc! follow that quint whip with a quint post!
 
Some evening in Bothell (?) skatepark KC Corning was messing around with big qp to bank transfers. Suddenly, when we was launching, Chuck Norris appeared, roundhose kicked him in the ass and disappeared as quickly as he arrived. This is how KC learned 900s.
 

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
 
That was the dubest shit ever, i was listening to our rock station the other day and they had chuck on the phone, he was chill about the facts and said he thinks it sfunny, oh and today i got a recorded phone call from chuck supporting this dumbass republican dan patrick , jealous? i think so.
 
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