Chuck Norris

Matt Dibble

M3MB3R
Staff member
if your resolution was bigger you could've seen it went all the way up to general discussion. i noticed he had the most recent post in absolutely every sub-forum thing. "topic" whatever idk what its called haha.
 

Steezeman

Administrator
Chuck Norris was born feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor. No one delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.
 
bout a week ago i woke up for school at 6 and texas ranger wa.lker was on.or whatever its called.lol.he got bit by a snake and flew 20 feet in the air into bushes.where he killed the snake.i don't remember how but i bet that snake had a nice boot mark in it :) .,lol
 

eirepro

Steel Member
I dunno if anyones said this one already but:::

In the beginning there was nothing, thehn Chuck Norris smaked the shite out of that hippie & told nothing to get a job, thus the universe started working itself. So technically, if this story is true, Chick Norris is indirectly responcible for scootering.
 

fashow69

Steel Member
Pete Pachota said:
Some evening in Bothell (?) skatepark KC Corning was messing around with big qp to bank transfers. Suddenly, when we was launching, Chuck Norris appeared, roundhose kicked him in the ass and disappeared as quickly as he arrived. This is how KC learned 900s.

roflmao
 
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