Close calls you've had?

Chrispy

Silver Member
whether it be almost getting mugged, falling and almost dying, or swervingout of a car's way, post it.
 

Chrispy

Silver Member
Today i almost got jacked. I was with my homie at a ledge andwewere chillen when these fat 19ish year old kids roll up on their fixes. One kid asks me to play scoot on my scooter and I said no because I had just eaten chipolte and i was scared of soiling myself. Then the kid gets really aggressive saying "dude i'm not gonna jack you don't worry" i said no to him again and he gets in my faceand says "let me see the scooter" then i get really scared and my buddy comes from behind and tells the kid to leave me alone. The kid then reached for his pocket and pulled out a knife. I bolted out of there so fast it was crazy haha. Him and his crew chase us for three or four blocks when me and my buddy dip into a crowded shopping center and hide in a staples. We waited until his brother could pick us up lol.

TL;dr: fixie fatasses are never good people
 

SamDybeck

Steel Member
this tweaker dude tried to fight Ceeb and Sam Young one day in Oside hahahaha, one night this crazy ass dude with a blunt in his mouth on a bike chased me n the boyz for a few blocks at like midnight, and some dude at Hunt Park in Riverside said he would "fuck me up for a dollar" hahahahaaha
 

Chrispy

Silver Member
I'm buying a bad-ass cold steel knife from a friend next week. The next person to fuck with me will not be so lucky lol.



Jk i will bitch out and not stab him because blood scares me
 

Chrispy

Silver Member
this tweaker dude tried to fight Ceeb and Sam Young one day in Oside hahahaha, one night this crazy ass dude with a blunt in his mouth on a bike chased me n the boyz for a few blocks at like midnight, and some dude at Hunt Park in Riverside said he would "fuck me up for a dollar" hahahahaaha
That is crazy stuff man. I went to hunt park(i think, all i remember was it was in oside) and a guy started screaming at me because I filmed a line and he fell in the background. There are way too manycrazy people out in this world lol
 

SamDybeck

Steel Member
That is crazy stuff man. I went to hunt park(i think, all i remember was it was in oside) and a guy started screaming at me because I filmed a line and he fell in the background. There are way too manycrazy people out in this world lol
hunt park is in riverside, oceanside is in north county san diego hahaha
 

zach poon

Silver Member
today i was mobbing to work and i zipped into a bike lane and this chevy turning right from a bike lane almost hit me it was sketch
 

JoelanPlz

Steel Member
i literally had to do a tuck knee to clear over some slamm kid who just stopped on top of the jump box in front of me, shit myself
would have been a sick picture doe :)
 

gary.the.llama

Bronze member
I'm buying a bad-ass cold steel knife from a friend next week. The next person to fuck with me will not be so lucky lol.



Jk i will bitch out and not stab him because blood scares me
Just get some pepper spray. Thats what I carry in my backpack at all times because I live in south Los Angeles Cali. And it can get pretty hectic here
 

Chrispy

Silver Member
Just get some pepper spray. Thats what I carry in my backpack at all times because I live in south Los Angeles Cali. And it can get pretty hectic here
I live in oxnard lol. Both pretty bad areas. Lets ride some time dude.
I wanna buy some pepper spray from china town lol
 

Beck Dobrzanski

Steel Member
Me and the boyz were mobbin home after a downtown street sesh and we were crossing the street and some car just started speeding up hella fast and tried to hit us... Hahahaha he almost killed my friend cam
 

parrish

Administrator
Staff member
So like this one time me and my friends were all super fucked up or whatever and we were like at this frat party and we left and were walking around with some archaeology majors and and they brought us to the school museum with all the really old ass shit right; cause they had the keyes and were super fucking housed. So theres like fossils and pottery and dinosaur bones and all that shit and I'd seen all that before, and then there was a mummy. I asked one of the dudes and he was like "yeah its a real mummy" so I felt like I needed to make my mark on it, so I walked over to the mummy and shat on it. There was a rope around it but i just stepped over it and shat like liquid shit all over the thing. It was pretty funny if you ask me. Then I stepped back over and red lights started going off and the alarm was screaming and I saw everyone else boooking it so I took my pants off from around my ankles (quicker than pulling them up?) and ran but then I like slipped and busted my hip super hard and it hurt and at this point I couldn't even see anyone they were all out the door up on another floor and so I just hauled with shit all over my butthole then put my pants on in a field then was just running through the streets until I got back to my friend's car and passed the fuck out. never saw the archaeology majors again.
 

Beck Dobrzanski

Steel Member
So like this one time me and my friends were all super fucked up or whatever and we were like at this frat party and we left and were walking around with some archaeology majors and and they brought us to the school museum with all the really old ass shit right; cause they had the keyes and were super fucking housed. So theres like fossils and pottery and dinosaur bones and all that shit and I'd seen all that before, and then there was a mummy. I asked one of the dudes and he was like "yeah its a real mummy" so I felt like I needed to make my mark on it, so I walked over to the mummy and shat on it. There was a rope around it but i just stepped over it and shat like liquid shit all over the thing. It was pretty funny if you ask me. Then I stepped back over and red lights started going off and the alarm was screaming and I saw everyone else boooking it so I took my pants off from around my ankles (quicker than pulling them up?) and ran but then I like slipped and busted my hip super hard and it hurt and at this point I couldn't even see anyone they were all out the door up on another floor and so I just hauled with shit all over my butthole then put my pants on in a field then was just running through the streets until I got back to my friend's car and passed the fuck out. never saw the archaeology majors again.
Well that just made my life
 
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