For sure the funniest thing I have EVER read in my entire life

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ryno

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Josh Serafin said:
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Some dude and his GF in my school were having some anal fun on the couch of the dudes house. He still lived with his parents and they were out doing something. They came home, the couple saw the headlights of the car, so the dude pulls out real quick. Pulling out quick apparently does something inside you're butthole, almost like a vacuum or something, but the girls shits all over the couch. They somehow managed to get dressed before the parents get inside, but there is still shit on the couch. The dad asks what happened, and someone blames it on the dog. The parents are pissed so the dad goes and gets his gun (northeast PA=everyone has a gun) and shoots the dog on the spot.

True story, sucks for the dog.
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....Wtf... I've heard the exact same story from my friend who lives in Wales except the dad didn't shoot the dog they simply put it down.
 
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zolof

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who the fuck would kill their dog cause there was shit on the couch?
i read the same thing on fmylife though
 
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Rob.

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Josh Serafin said:
This needs to be shared:

Some dude and his GF in my school were having some anal fun on the couch of the dudes house. He still lived with his parents and they were out doing something. They came home, the couple saw the headlights of the car, so the dude pulls out real quick. Pulling out quick apparently does something inside you're butthole, almost like a vacuum or something, but the girls shits all over the couch. They somehow managed to get dressed before the parents get inside, but there is still shit on the couch. The dad asks what happened, and someone blames it on the dog. The parents are pissed so the dad goes and gets his gun (northeast PA=everyone has a gun) and shoots the dog on the spot.

True story, sucks for the dog.
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It's called a prolapse.
Don't ask why i know this.
 
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ryno

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Josh Serafin said:
This needs to be shared:

Some dude and his GF in my school were having some anal fun on the couch of the dudes house. He still lived with his parents and they were out doing something. They came home, the couple saw the headlights of the car, so the dude pulls out real quick. Pulling out quick apparently does something inside you're butthole, almost like a vacuum or something, but the girls shits all over the couch. They somehow managed to get dressed before the parents get inside, but there is still shit on the couch. The dad asks what happened, and someone blames it on the dog. The parents are pissed so the dad goes and gets his gun (northeast PA=everyone has a gun) and shoots the dog on the spot.

True story, sucks for the dog.
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It's called a prolapse.
Don't ask why i know this.
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You're thinking about pink-sock... which is when you pull your dick out quick and the inside of the ass comes out looking like a pink sock haha
But in this case I think its when your dick hits a nerve or something in the chicks ass which causes shit to come out.
 
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