Fuked Relationship Experiences (Officially best thread in AusLand)

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brinddy

Member
Give us some stories, hectic dumps, asking out, Fuked up sexual expirence e.t.c

ill get it started.

a chick tells me shes loved me for a while, then 2 weeks later dumps me by and offline msn message looool
 
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ben-pat-bro

Member
Went out with a chick
Really liked her.. like loved i guess?
We went out for like 11 months.
She went away for holidays
came back a different person
I still liked her, but she wasnt how she used to be
so ended it.

Its this very bad experience that has turned me away from relationships..
Got my wholeeeeee life to deal with all that shit.
 
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2155

Member
Gave a girl my all, both loved each other.
One day she buys me a shirt, and being the nice boyfriend i am, i walk her home from school (My house from her house is like a 2 hour walk). On that walk she told me that she thought we were better off as friends because her parents were getting divorced.
 
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JarradSmith

Jarrad Smith (Gen Y)
Aww Dean. That's shit. Wouldn't a girl like someone to turn to in tough times like that? She's got friends, but your something else.. thats slack.
 
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ben-pat-bro

Member
Lol i have a funny story about a chick asking me out.

I knew she liked me heaps so i assumed she was going to ask me out sometime..
Anywayy, i was walking to the Canteen and i pasted this girl and he group of friends.
They stoped me and said Rachael wants to go out with you, and im like can we talk about this later.
And im like im really hungy can i go to the Canteen first.
They say no answer her, i say ummm ok i guess
all her friends are like OoOOO and giggle like school girls i guess.
I say ill be back in a minute i mad hungry..
She like okk
I went and got my food walked past the girl and her group and say "why the fuck would i go out with you"
And kept walking eating my pie
HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Aaron

Aaron

Silver Member
Oh Ben, you are the bee's knees.

Well, i went out with some chick like, 3 years ago, for a few months, was like nothing, we were 13, we hooked up, end relationship.
Every year since she messages me randomly with a new number, always like, lets catch up.
This year's message was like 4 pages long how she still can't stop thinking about me and whatever, and how she wants to hang out and see how i am now and take it from there.
I kindly replied; "You stopped existing 3 years ago...".
I haven't gotten a random message since :)
 
ashz893scootys

ashz893scootys

Member
but i wanna hear wat carter was gonan say about ryan. i got a story about ryan it involves him sending a picture of his dick to zolof over msn HAHAHAHAHAHAHA but i cant say anymore otherwise i might give it away
 
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