ben-pat-bro
Member
where a bunch of adolesent scooter riders
bet is 98% of us havent had sex
so take that out
bet is 98% of us havent had sex
so take that out
Fuked Relationship Experiences (Officially best thread in AusLand)
- Thread starter brinddy
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ben-pat-bro
Member
i remember him telling me on msn
"BEN, GUESS WHAT!!"
"what"
"I CAN SPOOF"
i lold soo hard
hahaha
"BEN, GUESS WHAT!!"
"what"
"I CAN SPOOF"
i lold soo hard
hahaha
a few of my experience
I've been dumped for CHICS twice
I thought if i lowerd my standards i would get more, but that failed quick
I haven't had a gf for a year, biggest dry out.
Last week at work (woolies) at the checkouts this Gourgus girl went through with her mum,
she was just smileing at me and blushing, so i gave her 'my look' and at the end she went to pick up her groceries and was just waiting,
i was gonna give out my numba but my superviser just walked in so i did nothing.
Biggest Regert ever
Last year at school i was sitting down, and i was this chic i kinda new that was 2 yrs older than, so we started talking than i started hitting on her she sat on my lap then we started playing touchie feely, she was moving around/grinding a bit i got a bonner and it was right on her vag, than she whisperd "i do anal you know?" then moved alittle forward, and i swear i was about to cream my pants, i moved my hand up her skirt
Then all of a sudden she got up coz her friend said what are you doing, and i quickly put my boii down she walked away and see you later and smiled
All the guys around me were like wtf high 5 (cos they were nerds and never got any)
Best day ever
I've been dumped for CHICS twice
I thought if i lowerd my standards i would get more, but that failed quick
I haven't had a gf for a year, biggest dry out.
Last week at work (woolies) at the checkouts this Gourgus girl went through with her mum,
she was just smileing at me and blushing, so i gave her 'my look' and at the end she went to pick up her groceries and was just waiting,
i was gonna give out my numba but my superviser just walked in so i did nothing.
Biggest Regert ever
Last year at school i was sitting down, and i was this chic i kinda new that was 2 yrs older than, so we started talking than i started hitting on her she sat on my lap then we started playing touchie feely, she was moving around/grinding a bit i got a bonner and it was right on her vag, than she whisperd "i do anal you know?" then moved alittle forward, and i swear i was about to cream my pants, i moved my hand up her skirt
Then all of a sudden she got up coz her friend said what are you doing, and i quickly put my boii down she walked away and see you later and smiled
All the guys around me were like wtf high 5 (cos they were nerds and never got any)
Best day ever
James Scown
Steel Member
sounds good nigga
ashz893scootys
Member
lol at the nerd partScooTa Chris said:
ben-pat-bro
Member
HahaScooTa Chris said:
thats sick
anything happen after this??
Best thing that happend to me at school was sitting next to my girlfriend in yr 7
had my hand on her upper thigh
gradually moved it up to vag
and he friends who were behind us started laughing
pretty funny
also found out she really wasnt fridget like 2 months before we broke up
cause she got her braces off (made her soo much hotter :0)
and all she wanted to do was hook up
all the time
it was awsome
ben-pat-bro
Member
wtf
My friend Celine went to this ID thing
(under 18's festival, desperate cunts go there to meet sluts)
anyyyways
we were at miranda westfeild
and all these cunts were coming up to her all day saying
hey i hooked up with you at ID
on the way home i was like
Exactly howw many people did you hook up with
she said quitely, ummm 30 somthing
i go you lil slut
hahaha
My friend Celine went to this ID thing
(under 18's festival, desperate cunts go there to meet sluts)
anyyyways
we were at miranda westfeild
and all these cunts were coming up to her all day saying
hey i hooked up with you at ID
on the way home i was like
Exactly howw many people did you hook up with
she said quitely, ummm 30 somthing
i go you lil slut
hahaha
hahaha. rofl at chris's second one.
I met this chick and went out with her, slept in same bed as her and her friend that night, went out for 6 days before she dumped me in a txt coz this gay guy on my bus sed i was calling her a fat slut...
got back with her few months later.. we were going out for over 3 months and she didnt tell her parents (we live in different towns) only saw her twice i think in the whole time and both times she was with friends, so i broke up with her after not having seen her for like 2 months and she tells one of my friends she wasnt upset bout me dumping her coz im too christian.
we slept in same bed a few times but she wudnt do anything more then kiss.
I met this chick and went out with her, slept in same bed as her and her friend that night, went out for 6 days before she dumped me in a txt coz this gay guy on my bus sed i was calling her a fat slut...
got back with her few months later.. we were going out for over 3 months and she didnt tell her parents (we live in different towns) only saw her twice i think in the whole time and both times she was with friends, so i broke up with her after not having seen her for like 2 months and she tells one of my friends she wasnt upset bout me dumping her coz im too christian.
we slept in same bed a few times but she wudnt do anything more then kiss.
geordies story time
went out with this chick whos rank ill admit, only did it coz mymate recommended i needed to smashthe shit out of some chick to get some experience
she came and slept at my house one night, not much sleeping going on though
started hooking up and she grabbed my dick instantly, she was that keen for it hahah
anyways after about an hour of foolin round and all the primary school stuff, fingers headys etc i was like "just say it,u want me in you" and she was like "fuck oath i do hahah"
first time ever, lasted 15 mins i was like fckkk when i blew
half an hour later, i was like na that was shit im making up for that
50 mins and 2 orgasms later she was crying and i was like :S are you crying, she was like "no dont stop, its soo good" im just like fuck that, im not gunna keep going if your crying bub
and yer
first thing this established was that doggystyle rips
second thing was she told everyone at our school i was her best root shes had, and shes a fair slut so yer
got my rep up
too bad she def wasnt the best chick
when she was crying that was def the most awkward situation ive ever been in hahaha
went out with this chick whos rank ill admit, only did it coz mymate recommended i needed to smashthe shit out of some chick to get some experience
she came and slept at my house one night, not much sleeping going on though
started hooking up and she grabbed my dick instantly, she was that keen for it hahah
anyways after about an hour of foolin round and all the primary school stuff, fingers headys etc i was like "just say it,u want me in you" and she was like "fuck oath i do hahah"
first time ever, lasted 15 mins i was like fckkk when i blew
half an hour later, i was like na that was shit im making up for that
50 mins and 2 orgasms later she was crying and i was like :S are you crying, she was like "no dont stop, its soo good" im just like fuck that, im not gunna keep going if your crying bub
and yer
first thing this established was that doggystyle rips
second thing was she told everyone at our school i was her best root shes had, and shes a fair slut so yer
got my rep up
too bad she def wasnt the best chick
when she was crying that was def the most awkward situation ive ever been in hahaha
fukk that would be akwrd geordie, well yer crag and his gf were like 1 metre away and my mrs started giving me had and craig was just like hmm wtf, then sh jumped on my rager and stated riding me, craig was jut like omg wtf cunt loool, and then she goes lets try anal, and i was like hmmm i dunno, and grabs my dick ad puts it in her arse, then jumps up screaming OOWWWWWWW and craigs like what and she goes my fukin arse, fuk anal hurts, and craig just started pissing himself laughing haha
that was best night, me nick and craig all got pooonage!
oh and a story james, jackson e.t.c already know, i fuked this chick in th school bush doggy style aainst a rock (in period 2) then when finished went back to school for next period.
pretty fukin weird haha
that was best night, me nick and craig all got pooonage!
oh and a story james, jackson e.t.c already know, i fuked this chick in th school bush doggy style aainst a rock (in period 2) then when finished went back to school for next period.
pretty fukin weird haha
Billie Rainbow
Silver Member
HAHAHAHAHA.
