Fuked Relationship Experiences (Officially best thread in AusLand)

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b9cd@hotmail.com

browni ^_^
last nite went out campin and gettin on the piss with me missus nd a couple mates... it was me my gf and my mate in the tent, gf and me jump in a sleeping bag, she instantly started rubbing my dick nd started giving me a wristie, my mate looks over nd goes, stop dartin ya missus, nd i go im not, but im gettin the best wristie atm, he walks out of the tent, tells everyone, everyone comes in and im sat there with a grin on my face, best.. night.. ever.. me and my gf got a goonbag each, had none left at the end
 
Zaηe

Zaηe

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haha. jake should post something. theres been like 5 pages of people going *this threads dead* lol.
 
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Jake Carlyon

Steel Member
Liam anderson. said:
JAKE CARLYON jake jake jake!!!!
My grandpa lives in portland!
Ive rode there a few times.
Next time i'm there we ride?
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yeah? i haven't really ridden much in well, about 18-20 months. i could probably make a special appearance though. my scooter is still in WA at the minute, i just moved back down here.

As for the thread, first ex girlfriend, broke up with her, she turned crazy, obsessed, got on the drugs and wouldn't leave me the fuck alone for about 2 months. the next ex, broke up with her when i moved to WA now shes turned into a super slut but goes mental at me whenever she see's me with a chick. mega pathetic haha. lotttttts of stories in there. but not enough effort to type haha.
 
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I wanna work in one of those jokes.
For example in Austin Powers Goldmember on tv last night. Are you the clone of angel? have you got any clone in you? No. Do you want some?

I wanna work in one of those jokes to her
 
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tom10pin

Member
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Zaηe

Zaηe

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me nd the gf in the loundroom and we kicked her littles sister out and then her little sister went on msn and put in her name * senja and her bf just kicked me out, i think there going to kiss (shy face)"
 
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mitchwashere53

Mitch Baldry
cmorn guys just found this thread on page 9!! revive it! and ill tell you a lil story that happened last night.

got absolutly hammered last night and then went to bed and my brothers mate was sleeping on the ground... and later on that night i sleep walked and peed all over him =p hehe
 
JamieBowe

JamieBowe

Member
MitchBaldry said:
cmorn guys just found this thread on page 9!! revive it! and ill tell you a lil story that happened last night.

got absolutly hammered last night and then went to bed and my brothers mate was sleeping on the ground... and later on that night i sleep walked and peed all over him =p hehe
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thats disgusting.

And i can totally top it.
 
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